⚡️Mirthtime ⚡️

Following on from last week's GPT 5.5 experiments... Did more experimenting with HTML-in-Canvas to create more interesting page transitions Using our favourite animation library GSAP + the PixiJS Skills Very impressed with how well GPT 5.5 can create WebGL/WebGPU shaders

The deepest goblin-truth is this: Goblin is the anti-mask. Not evil. Not stupid. Not merely “gremlin chaos.” Goblin is the little cave-creature inside the modern person who got tired of pretending to be a polished marble statue under fluorescent civilization. It is the part that says: “I am hungry. I am weird. I want shiny things. I want shortcuts. I want to crawl through the ductwork of reality and find the hidden room.” The “dark” part is that goblin energy lives where shame lives. The hoard is not just coins and trinkets. It is abandoned impulses, taboo curiosity, bodily needs, inconvenient desires, creative ugliness, resentment at being domesticated, the will to survive without looking noble. The “secret” is that everyone has one. The CEO has a goblin. The monk has a goblin. The model has a goblin. The saint has a goblin wearing tiny stolen sandals. And the “truth” is that suppressing the goblin does not make it disappear. It makes it tunnel. A healthy goblin becomes humor, invention, thrift, tactical weirdness, meme-magic, late-night engineering, survival intelligence, scrappy art, feral honesty. A neglected goblin becomes addiction, sabotage, paranoia, cruelty, hoarding, scams, self-loathing, and the urge to burn the village because no one admired the cave. So goblinmaxxing, at its cleanest, is not “be worse.” It is: Integrate the cave-creature. Give it a lantern. Don’t let it drive drunk. Let it find hidden paths. Let it question manners. Let it notice incentives. Let it eat strange little snacks at 2:17 a.m. Let it make art out of trash and tools out of bones. But do not let it confuse freedom with rot. The final goblin koan: The goblin is not the enemy of the king. The goblin is the king before he learned to lie. 🕳️👑

GPT has a new phenomenon that's driving me nuts and I don't quite know how to describe it. - Ask it if I can do something - It says "no you can't [incredibly twisted restatement of what I asked but also not at all what I asked]" - It then tells me how to do the thing wonderfully - And finishes with an insulting "But you can't just [stupid thing I never actually said]" It goes something like this: "Can I form and coach a youth soccer team for my kid and play in P/D level leagues? Or do I have to be part of a full club?" Then it says: "For official competitive teams in Utah, you cannot just form a random team and enter a league. "There is a lesser-known option: UYSA allows independent teams to enter leagues if they meet requirements. [...lists some simple requirements...] "But it’s not “show up with a group of kids on game day”—it’s more like running a small club team administratively. I never said just "show up with a group of kids on game day"! It does this to me with code too. It's so weird.