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If any of these @Avalanche players get a point tonight, one person who REPOSTS this wins a FREE stick! Let’s have some fun for Game 1 😄 #GoAvsGo | #StanleyCup

No clue how ex-bankers have just accepted corp dev salaries being so low…getting recruiter outreach for roles that pay less all in than your current bonus pays is seriously disorienting

For our city.

Intense. Relentless. Inevitable. Nathan MacKinnon isn't the #NHL's best player. Or point scorer. Or even the best from Cole Harbour, N.S. My @DailyFaceoff feature on the 'Dogg' that won't stop... & why he's even more dominant than you think. #GoAvsGo dailyfaceoff.com/news/nathan-ma…

It's Manhattan's time for choosing. Thank you @WSJopinion and @FreemanWSJ for the coverage! 🇺🇸 🚀"New York Voters Can Send Mamdani a Message - A compelling rival to the radical left is running for a Manhattan seat in the U.S. House." wsj.com/opinion/new-yo… via @WSJopinion #CarolineShinkleforCongress #CarolineforNewYork #wsj #NY12 #Manhattan #NYC @elonmusk @POTUS @NRCC @Republicans @HouseGOP @ManhattanInst @Harvard @Harvard_Law @MIT @77WABCradio @FoxNews @FoxBusiness @nypost

Favorite Bars in the US (in order): 1. The place with the ice coldest Coors light bottles

The plan: 1. Wife gets pregnant 2. Fatherhood motivation bump carries me through the VP years 3. Don’t fall prey to lifestyle creep 4. Convince her to move to Tier 3 city with a couple sheets saved 5. Cushy corp fin job 35 hours a week and chill

If a bike blows a traffic light and is about to hit you, stick your arm out and push them over, I’m serious - fuck em *unless they’re carrying my slop bowl

Over at Substack, @JoshEakle asks: "It's 2026, and I have yet to see an anti-almond farm protest."

@Seanfrank You say you don’t know why and then show you’ve taken the propaganda bait on nuclear risks (of which there have effectively been 0 for dozens of years)…that’s the reason why, because propagandists have convinced enough people that Data Center = Evil / Bad / Scary

I don’t know why data centers have become this generations nuclear power. Unlike nuclear power, there is a 0% chance that a data center can lead to any sort of disaster scenario. This project in Utah is: - in an uninhabited area - bought and repurposed water already in use - is bringing its own power, so it won’t cost citizens anything It’s like being against building a nuclear power plant in the middle of Nevada, except there is no radioactive waste. No fall out. No risk of anything. It’s a big computer in the middle of nowhere, that is self sufficient in all resources. There are a million real problems in America. Data centers just aren’t one.

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@xtyna_ Thanks, the Avs will pull it out, I’m confident!

The great Jeff Yass speaking the truth wsj.com/opinion/mamdan…

One thing about this app that blows is how do I suddenly stop seeing tweets from small accounts I love and have been following for 10+ years??

The itch to grow the hair and a shitty mustache is hitting hard

If you’ve been here since 2023 you know this is my idealized state of being

@the_P_God @hinge Thanks brother, wooed her by passing off your tweets as my own 🫡

@mis_aligned @hinge Congrats beast

@_tommybrohama Philly, so nice this time of year!

Dinner views tonight hitting a bit different

@samwstfall @hinge 🫡

@mis_aligned @hinge Congrats!

@thatswhatTayCed @hinge Thank you!

@mis_aligned @hinge Congrats!!