Misha Lambert

Doing an experiment where I eat whatever I want for the rest of my life

just had plain white bread with butter for the first time in years. saw god, i think. anorexia convinces you such simple pleasures are certain to destroy your life. so glad i am fighting to get better & building a life full of bread & butter

@hag_crone_etc Delete this… don’t give it away for free

@PrepAccordingly @AOC She’s from New York, hun

Oh, are you triggered? Cry more.

@MatthewKBegbie You need the ombré

@djrtyhands Bye Bye Birdie, Chicago, Dream Girls

what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)

@elaine_paige @lambertsongs @SongwritersHOF @billboardcharts This is so lovely! Love you, EP!🩷

My friend, @lambertsongs and producer of my album 'Love Can Do That' has been nominated, along with his writing partner Brian Potter, for the 4th time to the @SongwritersHOF They've written over 250 songs & had in excess of 60 on the @billboardcharts Definitely worthy of a vote!

@StilllAlec The battery life hanging on….god loves you

TBT to when I lost my license and then brought this to airport security

@StilllAlec This is batshit crazy omfg

@MatthewKBegbie LA is Tea… Come on over

@MatthewKBegbie Yum!!

@buttholeanxiety Benny please be careful it’s really dark over on this side

@ucancallmesis If Mama Were Married

if 3 trans women where to slay a MT song what would it be?

Bisexuals should do a gender reveal party when introducing their partner to their friends

@StilllAlec Jahahahaaha

Why did I just tell my Uber driver to “enjoy”

@Hiltyhilthilt 😅Howl!!! Allen Ginsberg of c

@hag_crone_etc Obviously me you freak

enjoy this clip of amy ryan & patricia clarkson *quite literally* reading the phone book during the writers strike in 2007 💀

@hag_crone_etc Huh?

@xomichaeljohn hahahahahahaa

Was googling where to buy a clear plastic poncho for Beyoncé when my straight best friend called me to tell me he and his wife are expecting twins

Being human has been a largely humiliating experience. I would say that it’s been humbling, but I suspect humble people don’t use that word.