Michael John

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Michael John

@xomichaeljohn

Big Gay Silly (comedian actor sober menace) 😈

New York, USA Katılım Ocak 2009

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·16 Eki

Good head, bad memory. GREAT SHOW!—BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND 😈 3x sold-out in NYC! 2x sold-out in Philly! My critically acclaimed, audience fave EdFringe hit hour is back at @thePITnyc on 11/15 and we are giving LOTS of THANKS and zero fucks xomichaeljohn.com tix come hang

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matt@inlanddernpire·1 Nis

77 degrees . Bed Stuy is Rio. Bushwick is Marseilles. Ridgewood is Thessaloniki

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·31 Mar

The @Defunctland HQ rn:

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·26 Mar

Soooo i’m gonna nut

Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop

Hudson Williams and Dylan O’Brien to star in Sofia Banzhaf's thriller ‘Apparatus’. It follows struggling ride-share driver Tyler, who believes his luck has turned after charismatic entrepreneur JP lures him in with a dream opportunity — only to be pulled into a violent downward spiral. Shooting to begin in Toronto on March 30. (via Hollywood North Buzz & Production Weekly)

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·20 Mar

If your car alarm goes off for more than 2 minutes, it should automatically explode

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Chuu 3@Chuu4Lenin·19 Mar

Jon Levine@LevineJonathan

Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?

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Viv Ford@vivford·18 Mar

I accidentally moved into The Crypto Castle with crypto bros in 2015. Bitcoin was $250. I lived there for four years. We turned it into a comedy series. Watch it on YouTube: youtu.be/d8ymJhclFRE

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Sameer@oosafarnama·17 Mar

Acting on your creative ideas is a form of self-love. It’s how you prove to yourself that your vision has value, and your inner world deserves a place in reality. It says: “I see something inside me worth bringing into the world.” Not someday. Not when it’s perfect. Now.

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vitor@connellwaIdron·17 Mar

happy st. patrick’s day! 🍀🇮🇪

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Jesse Singal@jessesingal·16 Mar

One Battle After Another and Eddington, which were both great (I actually liked Eddington more) broke a lot of internet-melted brains by not winking at the camera and being like "And that's why *that* is the good ideology" thing

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The Cinéprism@TheCineprism·16 Mar

One masterpiece after another.

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david ehrlich@davidehrlich·16 Mar

hard to complain about the Oscars too much when the best movie of the year wins Best Picture.

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david ehrlich@davidehrlich·16 Mar

congrats to PTA but this is clearly a make-up win for Boogie Nights and Magnolia and Punch-Drunk Love and There Will Be Blood and The Master and Inherent Vice and Phantom Thread and Licorice Pizza and probably also some of those Haim videos too why not

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·15 Mar

Harry Styles Sebastian Manascalco sketch turning into Harry’s goonface reveal…

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jaime brooks@elite_gz·12 Mar

"party rock anthem" is a masterpiece and real heads knew it at the time

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I think people greatly underestimate how much stuff that "stands the test of time" is just pop culture from a previous generation lol. There's a possibility someone in 2056 will get nostalgic for LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and bring it back and it will have "stood the test"

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Michael John@xomichaeljohn·8 Mar