Imogen Hipness

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Imogen Hipness

Imogen Hipness

@misrakoi

Lover of JC. Traveller through time. Curator of fun times. Avid reader. Afrikan hipster. 🇰🇪

NBI Katılım Nisan 2009
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leah_isthenamee🖤@PrettyLeah98·
@misrakoi @naybabyy____ right after the first video I was like ohhh. His favorite thing to say I don’t see it. There’s nothing there but continuously riding chellace down 😂🙄
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Nay ♡ ୨♡୧@naybabyy____·
And then speedy light skin ass gets on live acting like he got tea like this is so triggering LMAOAOAOAOAAO😭🥴
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leah_isthenamee🖤
leah_isthenamee🖤@PrettyLeah98·
@naybabyy____ literally knowing speedy was hating nicolandria the whole time on his love island recaps!! 😒
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Vannah 🖤@psavannahhh·
AFRICAN AMERICANS PLUS… MARK
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rach69@rach_6977·
they got a cop on the new season of Love Island USA
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J 🇨🇦🇺🇸
J 🇨🇦🇺🇸@jenyart·
@swaavy__ Wow, same thing happened to me once. Sorta the same. Police: “Sir, we need you to come with us!” Tow truck driver: “Sir, I need your car keys. I have orders to…”
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McGwire@swaavy__·
Imagine trying to game someone at a party and a literal Coast Guard helicopter pulls up to confirm you're the main character.
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Omolomo@Omolomo_o·
it was a man who came down and went into the mall to get whatever he came for. What were yall expecting?
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Omolomo@Omolomo_o·
I splashed water on a woman in January because I was driving fast during rainfall. Felt awful about it, parked and apologized to her. yesterday, I’m standing by the road side during rainfall and I saw a car splashed water on me. The person driving parked and came down.
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John-Allan Namu
John-Allan Namu@johnallannamu·
The Trump administration is planning to send US citizens exposed to Ebola for treatment in KENYA: nytimes.com/2026/05/26/us/… @MOH_Kenya I don't see you quoted in this NYT article. When was this going to be shared with the public if true?
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Alex Prompter
Alex Prompter@alex_prompter·
Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it. Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying. Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence." Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter. They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created. One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility." Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies. That's the metered intelligence business model. And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.
Vivek Sen@Vivek4real_

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

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Imogen Hipness@misrakoi·
@JimNairobi1963 @JUNX1ONG @kinjeketile That’s the show room. You can tell it’s still under construction when she starts the video. You’d have to physically pick your unit - plus she only said Parklands 😅
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Jamcity@JimNairobi1963·
@JUNX1ONG @kinjeketile The curtains in the sitting room and bedrooms were conveniently closed ...that is where the catch is
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Wnxt@JUNX1ONG·
Seen this huko clock app. 2 bed with a dsq and large rooms. @kinjeketile si hii Ni scam ama ni magic gani wariahe wanafanya. Au Ni dumping of the stock before drumpf comes to claw back the Minnesota monies.
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Imogen Hipness@misrakoi·
@its_voss I learned years ago that Google Maps actually works inside Karura because of this same scenario 😭😮‍💨 I was Limuru road side instead of Sigiria (Peponi road) at 6:30. I ran back so fast 😭😭😭😭
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Chellé🌼@its_voss·
Do KFS/KWS rangers patrol Karura after dark to rescue people who might not have made it out before dark? I was still in the forest at 7pm & its a miracle I found my way out😭😭😭
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chizzy💕
chizzy💕@Nchizzyy·
The pastor is talking about consent to sex to married couples and the men are murmuring He went ahead to call them rapists😭😂
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Imogen Hipness@misrakoi·
@simplyjord18 Bar for bar! That’s the entire season 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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Jordyn 🫧@simplyjord18·
LMAOOOO😭
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Tarelayefa@Sugar_Pops_·
Did somebody say crazy interview story???? 😭😭 My cousin got invited for an interview at one bank in Delta, but the date clashed with her baecation in South Africa. This girl looked me dēãd in the eye and said “Please just go for me. We already look like twins”. She was a he-goat for that idea but she wasn’t wrong. We did look alike 😩. When we stand together, people ask if we are twins. So I agreed after plenty begging and bribing, and we planned it down to every detail, including rehearsing her signature throughout the night till I got it perfectly. On the D-day, I wore one aggressive curly wig and made sure to do makeup, then added glasses to complete the disguise. I even wore fake hips because my cousin has bumbum but I didn’t. Now tell me why immediately I entered the interview office, the first person I saw sitting there was our older cousin that we call Uncle because of the age gap 💀💀💀 My soul left my body instantly. This criminal did NOT tell me she got the interview through him. She also forgot to mention he WORKS AT THE BANK. This man just looked at me and my heartbeat was going GBIM! GBIM!! GBIMGBIMGBIMGBIMGBIM!!!!!! One woman on the panel was still smiling and saying “relax, you seem nervous”. Madam, I’ve entered hot soup, feeling nervous is the least of my problems 😭😭😭 I managed to answer the questions while avoiding eye contact with my Uncle. He too was just giving me stares like “Tare continue, I want to see where this nonsense is going”. 😭 The interview ended and I didn’t even wait to collect water and lunch. I vanished from that building with supernatural speed. Later that evening when my Uncle called, I told him she had severe menstrual cramps, and she told him the same story too. He never exposed us. She got the job but left after 5 months because her boyfriend relocated her out of the country permanently. And till today, nobody in the family knows I risked police station to attend an interview under false identity. 🙂‍↔️ It’s only Jehovah that has been keeping me safe from my bad decisions.
Sola 🇨🇦🇳🇬@SolaTheAnalyst

It took me 5 months and about 25 interviews to land my first job in Canada 🇨🇦 But there is one I will never forget. I applied for a Canadian government role. French was listed as a requirement. I applied anyway. Got through the first stage. No French was tested. Second and final stage. I joined the call. Bonjour bonjour. (As how?) I thought that was just the greeting. The interviewer then calmly informed me that the entire interview would be conducted in French. I could feel my intestines shift. I said okay. A certified Duolingo dropout sitting in silence. The first question came. 45 seconds of full Québécois French. I waited for them to finish. Then I slowly asked if they could repeat the question in English. They did. Politely. I answered. Then they asked if I had any questions for them. That was it. Interview over. I never got a rejection email. Not one. They were too pissed to even send it 😭 What is your craziest job interview moment in diaspora or back home?

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You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?
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