Miss Gertrude

@AtwoliiYa Nili forgive myself for loving someone who couldn’t love me back. Nililia, nikaomba, nikapoa. Leo niko tu na Mungu, peace yangu na perfume yangu ya oud. The next man atanipata nikiwa whole, si pieces.

@Josh001J Under the new constitution.

@Cheptugeniott Just biblical. Humble and submissive

@8_berlin Ama kuuza insurance

Mlisema mtu akifanya actuarial science akue anajua baze yake ya kuuzia mahindi choma?

@kafangi Tonsillitis. Osha beddings zimeoza.

Nimeamka na a sore throat, guys shida inaweza kuwa ni gani?

@Bossyator Network marketing business

Legit Question.. I give you 100K Kenya Shillings, what business idea will you invest on if I remove M-PESA Kiosks, Barbershop, Wines& Spirits and Butchery from the list?

@GeorgeiQwatson @Cheptugeniott

Mental Illness

@omwambaKE Beings sales agent.

Men, Men, This post is for men seeking opportunities, - Employment - Internship - Attachment - Volunteer work What is your qualification & experience? Reply in the comments. Someone will pick you. Don't be ashamed. It's your life. Repost widely. #MasculinitySaturday

@Mutuabrian_M Can you work as a Sales agent? Reach out

Anyone looking for a job, here's a list of opportunities from hiring institutions. A thread.

@osoroKE Looking for sales agents and social media marketing team.

What are you selling today?

@Bossyator Talk of network marketing business. Very lucrative if you have sales skills.

You ask any Kenyan for business ideas you can start with little capital and you realize 90% of them are just thinking about Retail Shops, M-PESA Kiosks, Poshomills, Boutiques, Mitumba Biz, Barbershops, Cybercafe, Movie Shops.. Dumbest business ideas in today's world!!

@Cheptugeniott Get ready get ready

@Cheptugeniott I am proud of you

• Buy Starlink. It is freedom. • Get solar. It is freedom. • Sink a borehole. It is freedom. • Grow your food. It is freedom. • Raise livestock. It is freedom. Resist control. Seek freedom. #BetterTogether

@AtwoliiYa Social media marketing

What are you selling today?

Looking for a job? Here's a list of opportunities from hiring institutions. A thread.

@dont_complicate @Eddiethepencil @Bettymuganda17 Jogoo house 10th floor

@Eddiethepencil @Bettymuganda17 Jogoo house siko sure floor gani but ni ofisi ya corner

THE NEW UNIVERSITY FUNDING MODEL BANDS EXPLAINED: Band 1: For families with a monthly income up to Sh5,995 Band 2: For families with a monthly income up to Sh23,670 Band 3: For families with a monthly income up to Sh70,000 Band 4: For families with a monthly income up to Sh120,000 Band 5: For families with a monthly income above Sh120,000

I think you are all not angry enough, Listen, While Kenya's Ministry of Education created non-existent schools where it sends full capitation money for non-existent students and pays hefty salaries to non-existent teachers, — Kenya's Ministry of Health created non-existent health centres where it sends funds, pays non-existent healthcare staff, and supplies drugs for non-existent patients. Drugs are diverted from the existing public hospitals to these ghost health centres. These are FACTS captured by The Auditor General. KENYA IS A CRIME SCENE. The entire system must be uprooted and discarded, and its officials should be prosecuted and jailed. #DraintheSwamp