Elizabeth 🖤

girl,be as picky as you want, because marrying late has never ruined a woman's life, but marrying the wrong man has destroyed countless. normalize choosing standards over desperation,nd freedom over fake fairy tales. because a ring without respect is just a handcuff in disguise.

men be like “you’ve been different ever since i disrespected you”

we like orange. @taylorswift13

me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it

I hate this day

Tell the chef I said yummers

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

Replying “smash” to everyone’s Mother’s Day instagram posts

If you don’t wan lay together every night and be a husband please stay away fr

The older I get, the more I realize our parents were not exaggerating about anything. You gotta clean your house every day. Junk food is indeed junk. Nothing costs a dollar, everything comes with a price! The phones are the problem and no we do not have McDonald’s money!

Mind you, I gave grace when I shoulda gave smoke.

i get so offended when guys with girlfriends flirt with me. like side bitch?? i’m giving side bitch??

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

i be like “idc” then cry

They never wanna discuss how they triggered you, just how you reacted.