💉💉💉 I'd rather be outdoors

@soozinbird Wait what? When did that happen?? #hugs

Verdict. More chemo. #FuckCancer

@poorlycatdraw meet our jumbo muffin

@igb + $4.20

Pay attention VCs, we are on our way...only $19,999,999,328.80 left to raise!

@Zeke_Cao Yes they are

@CubicleApril @troyhunt "extra dark mode" where whole features stop working (go dark)

@troyhunt what are the new features?

5 months to the day since @elonmusk took over Twitter. It still works just fine. There are new features. This isn’t the outcome many people were predicting.

@QuinnyPig I've written plenty of term papers in the form of technical design docs

Me: "I sure am glad I'm not in school anymore and don't have to do giant term papers with immovable deadlines anymore." The FTC:

@QuinnyPig Reminds me of Gepetto, the carpenter that makes liars

ChatGPT is pronounced "Chat Gippety" and I will not be taking questions at this time.

@elonmusk @dsmart @bfd you're gonna be so famous

@dsmart Prepare to be disappointed at first when our algorithm is made open source next week, but it will improve rapidly!

Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

1. BASIC 2. Logo (the drawing turtle) 3. Can't recall what they used in middle school 4. HTML/CSS 5. PHP 6. Perl 7. Bash 8. Python 9. Ruby 10. Chef 11. C# 12. C++ 13. C 14. Scala 15. Go

@nicktornow You're building some amazing things! Too bad I can't work on them from remote

Roblox is a platform for creators. Every experience you see was imagined and built by them. With generative AI capabilities, creators will be able to realize their imaginations more easily than ever. blog.roblox.com/2023/02/genera… youtu.be/e2w0mBheCQ4

@ballewonabike You doing SCALE20? Lemme know and we'll get pancakes

@ballewonabike Now I want pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. Thanks for the diabetes.

@ballewonabike Yes

@ballewonabike I'm an optimist

@ballewonabike Green plants are nice

@nhuntwalker That's why we eloped

@QuinnyPig @awscloud @Google WRITE MOAR CODEZ MAEK MOAR PRODUCTS

@mistermocha @awscloud @Google Curiously, AWS doesn’t appear to have folks in the SRE role.

It’s telling that almost every @awscloud engineer I talk to can point at something customer-facing that they built; a feature, a product in some cases, etc. Remarkably few @google engineers can do that. Shipping is a skill.

@NoraReed Never knew there was a table specific for that purpose

@hayes Diet changes don't always immediately effect those feelings. Give a change a chance to show impact. Make a single small change and keep it for a reasonable amount of time (1-2wk) to see how you feel after

4. You feel great in your body 5. You're in a better mood 6. You're stronger and have more endurance 7. It's something you can sustain longterm What did I miss?

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