Mitchell Hemrich

@moneywcontext @harryjsisson Wars make inflation worse... Why would someone "manipulate" the market with a war.

@harryjsisson Market Manipulation. That’s the reason for the war… It’s obvious and blatant this point!

Trump’s deal with Iran is sounding pretty terrible. They get complete control of the Strait of Hormuz, all sanctions removed, keep their uranium, and keep their missiles? What the hell was the point of the war then????

@SpecificMoniker @WarlordDilley Even funnier when you realize 95% of us just want enough heads up to make a funny pose for our shadow on a wall.

@WarlordDilley It will be even funnier when the conflict escalates and it happens in your neighborhood. Hope you've got KI pills and enough supplies to survive nuclear winter.

I'm gonna laugh if President Trump detonates an EMP ordinance over Iran tonight that sends the entire country back to the stone age without a single drop of blood being spilled...

@GarysheffieldJr Perkies don't show up on a breathalyzer.

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@GetFacted_ @Polymarket In 99% of situations with an interlock device, you're not allowed to be 500 miles from home. Most of the time it's just to work and the school/daycare.

Rip them all out. Immediately. Absolutely no fucking excuse for a company in this space to be allowed to operate without a way for the hardware to operate locally if their network is down. None. What if someone was 500 miles away from home when this happened?! Inexcusable. Just like the government has a duty to protect those that are jailed, they have a duty to protect those that are being punished/monitored as well.

BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.

@endgovspending @greg16676935420 Man, I never noticed this, but it's 100% truth.

@greg16676935420 You don’t put ketchup on McDonald’s fries anyways

The richest man in the world dumps his ketchup into the fry container Let that sink in

@theknaight Are the reports in the room with us?

Reports reaching me is that Benjamin Netanyahu is dead.

@SladeFPS_ @PalmeriPatriot @AaronMorel8 @AmericaFrogPill @disclosetv You're wasting your breath, brother. They don't get it.

@PalmeriPatriot @AaronMorel8 @AmericaFrogPill @disclosetv because it's not professional, you fucking retard. nobody cares what they do in their private life, but it shouldn't be advertised in a professional setting, especially in a government building, where the only flag that should be flown is the American flag.

NEW - Trump on Iran: "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings... we have to wipe out the evil. It's an evil curse. They're evil people."

@OGshoots Make a list of rules that you'll follow for every trade. Follow those rules. Avoid trading in the first 15 minutes of a market open. Don't make high risk, speculation, or volatility trades with a lot of capital. Don't buy options with high theta. Try for 30 days min expiration.

I’m a 24 year old trader and have lost the majority of my net worth 8 times over. Give me some advice, not the generic “take profits” stuff either.

@mikepat711 I have 4 vehicles from 2003-2011 that I wrote checks for. Haven't had a car payment in 20 years. Don't even have an android tablet-ass screen. Winning comes in many forms.

Your legacy car has a laggy 2012 android tablet-ass screen and a keyfob. My Tesla is about to be running digital Optimus. Do you understand the gap here

@JDAL1973 @Mr__Beatty @AngelMD1103 There's existential threats in every biome of the world. Also, home insurance exists. Sure, you might lose grandma's ashes in the urn on the mantel, but as long as everyone lives, it really doesn't matter. Life goes on.

@Mr__Beatty @AngelMD1103 Until it strikes your house and you lose everything. You sound dumb as shit.

A girl is walking home through her quiet neighborhood in the Midwest. The sky behind her is dark and swirling. She casually records with her phone while two massive tornadoes twist across the horizon in the background. Power lines are shaking, debris is starting to lift, and yet she keeps filming as she walks, almost like she’s documenting history in real time. People in the Midwest grow up around severe storms, so sometimes they seem almost calm around things that would terrify others. But two tornadoes that size is nothing to play with, nature can turn dangerous in seconds. Storm awareness and getting to safety should always come first. Would you stop and record something like this, or would you immediately try to find shelter?

@Docquistador Tim Walz has fraudulently allowed up to 6 times that amount to be handed out to 14 "high-risk" programs... but ya'll ain't ready to have that conversation yet.

🚨 BREAKING: Pete Hegseth's Department of War has wasted $1.6B since 2009 on luxury vehicles, known as MATV. The "M" stands for Mercedes.

@knuckles_stan @Cuzzadurry @The_Booler Absolutely false. Stars in the UFC aren't hardly breaking $1 million per fight if they win. He's getting $8 million minimum per fight and boxing as an average Joe.

@Cuzzadurry @The_Booler That’s a very fair point

What an absolute generational fumble this man made out of his career

@cryptolaanie 100k margin. Nice

shorted $4,000,000 worth of oil may God be with me.

@Kalimer99657451 @MenchOsint @grok what is the current tally for ships lost in the current Iran conflict. Compare naval losses for both sides.

@MenchOsint They are trying to break the blockade lmao

🚨📍Location of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72), found via Sentinel-2 Satellite imagery taken March 7th 06h27 UTC (just 5 hours ago)

@HWhuet @Nyaokeis @MenchOsint Ah yes, let's set a trap for the US by loosing 50 leaders and getting huge amounts of our military assets blown up. Then we'll wait until we have nothing left and spring the trap. We're saving all the good stuff for later. 🤣

@Nyaokeis @MenchOsint Jeez can you chill? US is trying to escort ships getting closer and closer, let them believe they got the power and come ever closer

@jimmymcgrory67 Well that's false. Russia is #1 at losing servicemen.

The US goverment has killed more of their own troops than any other country Stop ffs🇺🇸 #IsraelTerroristState #USIranWar #IsraelTerroristState

@tacobell went to order 4 quesaritos and they're no longer on the menu. Now we're eating Culver's, and don't plan to return until quesaritos are back.

@OptionsJohnny Whew...that chart has 575 written all over it.

$QQQ: I'm either going to be wrong about my $SPY chart or I'm gonna be wrong about this one. I would rather be wrong about this one.

@GavinNewsom I'm sure you'll find a way to tax that even though it's free.

Rent free.

@Ardislayer @PatriotBulldog4 @politvidchannel How disrespectful of you to assume Greenland is worthless and can't provide for Americans.

@PatriotBulldog4 @politvidchannel You mean like you want to waste money on Greenland instead of providing for Americans?

BREAKING: US Senator has officially called for Trump’s removal from office under 25th Amendment of The Constitution of the United States