Mizzbee
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@PrincesssssPre Is this the part where someone salutes the flag and everyone claps and then an angel pays for everyone?
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-This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said “please lord I’m only 8” 😭😭🤣🤣
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@hollidaysburke @KildayMorgan We have a male cat named Pam. Misdiagnosed as a kitten.
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@KildayMorgan My dog’s name is Uncle Leo. She is a girl. It turns out this is very confusing for the teachers at my kids’ school.
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Republicans who helped pass the so called “infrastructure” bill yesterday shouldn’t go around expressing outrage about this monstrosity today
You knew passing the first bill paved the way for this one, and you decided to vote for it anyways
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer
Senate Democrats just passed our budget resolution to provide historic investments in American jobs, American families, and the fight against climate change. It puts us on track to bring a generational transformation to how our economy works for average Americans.
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If you get into a severe wreck or nearly amputate a 🦵🏽w/in 200 mi of me & end up at a critical access hospital (not a trauma center) you’ll likely lose that 🦵🏽& perhaps your life because I’m not a trauma surgeon or a vascular surgeon & all trauma centers are closed to transfers.
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@blaireerskine @benshapiro We don’t mask for ourselves: we mask for the small children of idiots like Ben Shapiro
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I got the vaccine. My wife got the vaccine. My parents got the vaccine. My small kids are small kids. None of us are masking in our own f***ing home and the CDC, with its ever-changing pseudo-scientific nonsense, can shove it.
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@Paradigm8472 AND the vaccination I so responsibly took care of as soon as I could is less effective because people are getting sick, transferring the virus, and allowing variants to form.
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Mass vaccinations are more upsetting to Republicans than mass shootings.
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Shooting billionaires into space could be a good way of getting rid of them.
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@RashadWeaver Can you still keep your action figures at her place tho?
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My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in the NFL and I need to pay for my own phone bill. I feel betrayed.
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Tough competition today, but this is the biggest asshole of the day.
Fifty Shades of Whey@davenewworld_2
Homophobe in Florida with a Trump flag defaces a Pride crosswalk
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@Mr_Considerate I tasted all of the oreo flavors. Much good can be said about the mint.
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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”
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@Activist_AdaJ @kcolaizzo I helped a dog this way for months. Tied in a tool shed without food or water. Finally animal control came after I’d called a number of times. They discovered a dog with food, water, and shelter. They couldn’t remove the dog. Document what is happening. Get an agency involved.
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@amandadeibert When women send emails that are confronting an issue, they often end with “have a super great fun relaxing weekend!!” It’s hard to be direct and firm, but comments about personal time have no place in work email.
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Deleting the word "just" from emails before hitting send. A business course for women.
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Things that do NOT get you removed from the GOP
-Sleeping with minors
-Harassing school shooting survivors
-Attempting to overthrow the government
-Go to Cancún as constituents freeze to death
Things that DO get you removed
-Saying the election was not stolen
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