Matt McIntyre
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I never say “resurgence.”
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.
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They look like the alien villains in a low-budget '80s sci-fi flick produced by Cannon Films.
TMZ@TMZ
💔 Kelly Osbourne splits from her fiancé Sid Wilson, ending their engagement. tmz.me/X8bzyKO
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@holland_tom @dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory For all that is holy, I promise to become a member if Tom will promise to never, ever, ever, ever attempt to do a Southern accent ever again. Lord have mercy in his soul.
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@mjmcin @NextRoundLive Imagine bookmarking a tweet from months ago to flex on a team that lost to essentially the same seed. Next level pathetic. You obviously have more free time than most.
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These college basketball teams have the most wins vs. ranked opponents the last 10 seasons.
Kansas is by far the leader with 62 wins, 11 more than the next closest team.
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Question for my followers (and I promise not to dunk on this person if they exist, I just want to know): is there any prominent pro-war person here who is acknowledging that the straits closure could lead to an economic disaster?
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Needless to say, the “total decimation of Iran” would be neither a legal nor a moral war aim in an authorized war, let alone an unauthorized one.
OSINTdefender@sentdefender
During a phone interview today with Israel’s Channel 13, U.S. President Donald J. Trump stated about his recent ultimatum against Iran and the Strait of Hormuz: “You’ll find out what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna find out soon. It’s gonna be very good. Total decimation of Iran. It’s gonna work out very good.”
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Michigan Athletics mourns the passing of long-time assistant coach and administrator, Jerry Hanlon.
» myumi.ch/E8bZk
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As God is my witness, my Dad tried to explain the concept of irony to us kids by saying “an inside-out sock”.
Chris@FreneticDust
He never heard my wife berate me for leaving my socks inside-out in the wash.
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@cody__cubs How did you bet SLU after you’ve seen Michigan all season??
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please send thoughts and prayers
Saint Louis +12.5
Duke -11.5
Louisville +4.5
Texas A&M +10.5
Vandy ML
Arkansas -11.5
Cody Delmendo@cody__cubs
1 like and I will quote tweet this tweet with today’s bets. Went 1-9 yesterday 🫠😵💫
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@aelfred_D "Don't worry, I barely hear anyone calling you Temu Christian Bale."
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“Huh, I guess that’s kind of a tie”
“Just rewatched Twilight, it’s your best work”
“At least you don’t have to act tonight, so this should be fine”
AND GO
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This is an extremely funny thing for her to do, just screwing with him for the joy of it
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Robert Pattinson says he was slightly nervous presenting at the Oscars. “Everything was fine & then Zendaya said to me just before we went on stage: ‘The vein in your forehead is really, really popping out right now’ and I was like ‘Wha-?’ Then they’re like ‘And go!’”
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@aelfred_D He should have told her that her haircut made her look like a soccer mom on date night.
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@TylerCWhitmore EEAAO was by far the most original and entertaining.
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If the last 10 Best Picture winners were all nominated in the same year, who would get your vote?
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1. Jewish
2. From the Midwest
3. Took a non-Jewish sounding name
4. Hobnobbed with the elite but was never one of them
5. Used his outsider status to both thrill and critique that same elite
Jay Gatsby is Bob Dylan
Armin Rosen@ArminRosen
Really important literary detective work from David Samuels, who compared various manuscript versions of The Great Gatsby in the Princeton library's Fitzgerald archive and found abundent proof of the title character's Judaism tabletmag.com/sections/arts-…
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I paid 10k to Handsome Boy Modeling Agency, they took a few head shots, and I appeared as “Disgruntled Customer 3” in a regional ED ad. They’re legit.
CBS News@CBSNews
CBS NEWS INVESTIGATION: A salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices? We visited a 3-story LA building being called "ground zero" for fraud. We went to look for ourselves. cbsn.ws/4bmB3Kg
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