Mike Burke

I was so hyped for my first double shell jump, then @GrandPOOBear did this shit #blocked #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch

@LoganTGott Profile

I've built the perfect LinkedIn system ONLY using Claude. Most people treat their profile like a resume. Big mistake. Your LinkedIn profile is a sales page that works while you sleep. But here's the problem: You know your profile matters. You just don't know what to write or where to start. So I built something that fixes this: A complete set of Claude prompts that REVAMP your entire LinkedIn profile in under 30 minutes! Here's what's inside: → Bio Generator – turns your experience into a hook that stops scrollers → Banner Copy – the exact headline and layout that converts visitors → Link CTA – outcome-driven text that gets clicks (not "learn more") → Featured Section – a 3-slot funnel for every visitor stage → Skills Section – what to cut, keep, and add for credibility → About Section – the story structure that makes people reach out Each prompt asks you specific questions about your business, then writes the section for you in a code block. Ready to copy and paste. Want the full prompt set? 1. Connect with me 2. Comment "PROFILE" I’ll send it over soon!

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@TwitteFunnyMan @LetovCCRU That’s where the number came from. Theres already precedent - statutory damages for willful music copyright infringement can be up to $150k per work.

@LetovCCRU If this goes all the way (I dont expect that number to last) can future cases of artists suing spotify use the number landed on here as an argument they're being severely exploited? 151k per file is insane, thats what an artist would get paid only after ~30M streams

ok so this might be the worst thing to ever happen ever

@frank_talamo 1000% for their toddler based on previous searches, kids love trucks

Someone who was previously at our AirBnB searched Garbage Truck on YouTube

Americans are struggling to afford rent and this administration is focused on email signatures.

@IceSolst lol get sorted

INTRODUCING: pxl-srt It sorts pixels in an image by color (i implemented and deployed this 20min after seeing this tweet)

You’ve been rizzed by, you’ve been mogged by, a mewed skibidi

@frank_talamo It’s a river song not a Christmas song

I’m glad Joni is back on Spotify so I can put River on Christmas playlists as a bit

I would serve off the road and run this over without a second thought

Seriously @ConEdison ?!? I’ve had a gas outage since the 17th, called every day multiple times, have a job ticket and an outage call ID number. This is massively unacceptable. You need to fix this asap

Update: JL over at @ConEdison took care of it! Appreciate the help

Can you explain why it’s taking over 30hrs to simply turn my power on @ConEdison ? This is ridiculous

@frank_talamo Me but with garlic frequently

Straight-up just got drawn to an open window by the smell of cooked meat. Somebody’s gonna drop an anvil on my head soon

@TopGCapital Poopy poo poo

you unexpectedly run into Elon Musk while grabbing coffee. you can only say 3 words to him. what will you say?

@monistreams I’ll grab one if you got an extra 😄

i have 5 codes for the other blue site, any mutuals want one? 🟦☁️

@ITYSL Anyone got a code they could dm?

The cops said, like the people she hit they’re kinda like nothing @ITYSL

Opening the exit doors on both sides of the plane midair to get the Ultimate Cross Breeze™️

@frank_talamo I haven’t seen a single piece of concert merch clothing for $20 in a long time. I’m surprised it wasn’t $45 tbh

You know, not for nothing, but this really should’ve been $20

Every time I see this Barbie / Oppenheimer image, all I can think of is Death from Adventure Time. That long, toothy smile and the white hat.