M. Matos

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M. Matos

@mlb_matos

I'm not funny. I just have a laugh or you'll cry kind of life I sometimes like to share. https://t.co/0N2scmnjM9

Elsewhere Katılım Ağustos 2009
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John Donoghue
John Donoghue@JohnDonoghue64·
Just put up my chocolate Advent calendar… who knew it was the twelfth of December already!
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
I’m planning a very upscale Thanksgiving this year. By “upscale,” I mean I fully intend to gain weight.
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Larry’s Twin 99
Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99·
If they had a sanity test to allow you on this app, there would only be three accounts here.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
Constantly reminding others that you’re a “nice guy” just doesn’t sound like something a “nice guy” would need to do, that’s all I’m sayin.
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JusTurBesT 🕊
JusTurBesT 🕊@jusnoyar·
Someone... you can be your weird, quirky, silly self with... means everything
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Tater 🍁🐾
Tater 🍁🐾@TrueTorontoGirl·
I'd give you an enthusiastic thumbs up but I hurt it scrolling back to my birth year.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow
The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080·
If MIDDLE AGED Twitter is 22-25 then I'm a fucking dinosaur.
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Jake
Jake@jakelikesnaps·
sometimes love is in the shape of lasagna
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CoCo
CoCo@unhingebinge·
I'd tell everyone I'm going to sleep but that could take anywhere between 15 minutes to 4 hours.
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Inner Practitioner
Inner Practitioner@MindTendencies2·
Life is too short for long faces and being a serious person all the time. Find your people, the ones who make you laugh, bring out the kid in you, and help you forget about the exhausting adulting.
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(A)$ke₩
(A)$ke₩@Askew_74·
Someone that makes you grow.
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The B.
The B.@anerdonfire2·
And that's when I twirled away.
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𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫
𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫@meh_thinks·
Healing is when you stop carrying what’s not yours.
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𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫
𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫@meh_thinks·
You deserve bonds where safety and understanding are non- negotiable.
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Rich
Rich@SouthernRLM·
Fitting in really isn't my thing, besides, there's peace in being true to who you are
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