Melissa Furniss

Life is like a box of chocolates. Half way through you realise how much you hate yourself

Why is there not a Black Friday for your weekly food shop.

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

So let me get this straight, get artificial grass because it saves on mowing and water. But when it gets hot you'll have to brush it and water it.... Rightttttt

Nowt worse than hearing the nightclub across the road popping off and you’re starting work at stupid o’clock

// across the spiderverse spoilers movies where a bagel ruined a bunch of people’s lives

Reminder to NOT cut your lawns at this time of year And especially not your dandelions! 🌼 They are a key snacc for pollinators as they wake up from their long sleeps 🐝

THE ANIMATION FOR SPIDER VERSE IS AMAZING I SEE WHY THEY DELAYED. THEY WERE COOKING #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse

Pancake Day Schedule: - Wake up - See if Father Pancake has been - Open all your pancakes - Cook Pancake Lunch - Watch King’s Pancake Speech - Fall asleep for a bit - Watch a pancake film - Make sandwich from pancake leftovers - Bed

Kind of just want to replay the game now #TheLastOfUs

Best fucking game adaptation #TheLastOfUs

Sheffield Wednesday by bloody brilliant @SteffTodd 😂

I need to stop going out, the heating is insane in some businesses, I’m just really disappointed when I get home and it’s cold af

@Char161 There was loads last night as well 😅

5 years later and I finally get to enjoy a proper bonfire night again

Check out Spooky season twitch.tv/perksofbeingyo…

I'm a postman and if you have a low letterbox there's a 90% chance your post is going through a neighbours door with a higher letterbox or just not getting delivered. Fuck anyone with low letterboxes

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@trussliz what happened to keeping Doncaster airport open?? I see that anything in the north isn’t worth the bother to you now

Episode 8 spoilers without context #HouseOfTheDragon