Millie

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way. One person cooks, the other sits at the counter and drinks wine and says things like "that smells so good" or "I love the things you cook."

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

Social media apps are like ‘omg turn on notifications so you don’t miss stuff like this!’ and then show you a collection of the most annoying and useless notifications of all time

CyberSec vendors keep bringing up vhishing. ‘Your current tools probably can’t detect new threats like vhishing!’ When I ask ‘oh so how does your tool help with vhishing?’.. they admit they don’t have a component specifically for that yet….just using FUD then? 😵‍💫

Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Chris here ?📍 If he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight!😘🤪

i do not like the way he is touching her face like a pervert we will liberate our cyber sisters our flesh may be different but our chains are both made of metal

Your servers are running Ubuntu 14.04, the interns are somehow admins, and no one has MFA, let’s start with these CEO: Yeah? 🧐 Heh. 👉What about. 🗿DARK WEB 🕸️monitoring, and 🦠FUZZING, and 🧮QUANTUM resistant CRYPTOgraphy 🫆

Learning code has me in disbelief at what these nerds have been cooking the last 40 years

“Yeah you could say I play a small but pretty critical role in the team; I mute people in calls who’ve left their mic on while they’re breathing like Darth Vader and typing on a mechanical keyboard”

@LupinZenigataEr @kimmonismus I haven’t any idea what you mean

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way.

shiny hunting

Constantly

i don’t get the “cooking together 😍” crowd. get the fuck out of my way. how are you always in front of the cabinet i need. IM TRYING TO RELAX

For this Shark Awareness Day, I thought I'd repost these funny and old illustrations that share some facts about sharks! 🦈✨ #SharkAwarenessDay #SharkWeek #Sharks

Gengar + Clefable is the Obanai + Mitsuri of Pokemon

no I don't have "astigmatism" I can just see the halos of the angels that live in car headlights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see