Marcus Leibowitz

I'm going to have to make sure to keep the plants in my dental office clean. After all, floral hygiene is important

Hey @ChipotleTweets do you think this is something my 9 months pregnant wife should eat? Guac shouldn’t be brown. Are you kidding me?

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you. They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you. That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

I named my bracket “Ugonna Lose Onyenso Bad” and I am obsessed with it @OnyensoUgonna @UVAMensHoops #Wahoowa #GoHoos

@DNeckel19 @StillMikeBarber This happened back in 19-20 IIRC. I believe Tony submitted Kihei over Mamadi for DPOY.

@StillMikeBarber You can only nominate one player per team? Can you only be nominated in one category? Ugo leads the ACC in bench rebounds and blocks and he wasn't nominated either? I have so many questions.

Maliq Brown over Chance Mallory for Sixth Man of the Year? Here are their ACC bench stats this year: Mallory: 154 points (#5) 59 rebounds (#7) 64 assists (#1) 25 steals (#2) Brown: 59 points (#38) 81 rebounds (#2) 38 assists (#4) 32 steals (#1)

For just the third time in the history of the ACC, a school has reached both 10 football wins and 25 men’s basketball wins prior to postseason in the same academic year. 3rd time in 73 years. What a year for the Virginia Cavaliers. #GoHoos 🔸⚔️🔹

Thank you, Catherine O’Hara ♥️ Forever our legendary Mrs.McCallister. Photo Credit: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

Thanks for everything Harbs. You led the organization with toughness and class for nearly two decades and helped bring another SB home. Wish you nothing but the best #RavensFlock

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

GREAT NEWS: @UVA has rejected Trump’s compact. HOO-ray. Just announced.

EMMA WATCHILLA FTW 🤯🤯 #GoHoos

@FrancesPatano He’s literally in a @Ravens band uniform smh the disrespect

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@DNeckel19 Knew you’d have an answer. Thanks dude. Great win #Wahoowa

@mleibro Last year at Wake they won by 1 but the spread was 1.5. In 2020, they beat Duke in the opener by 18 with a 5 point spread.

UVA has beaten all three teams at home by a combined score of 155-43.

Staying up late to watch your team choke away a 15 pt second half lead is easily the worst way to start your week 😭 @Ravens

RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡

@FrancesPatano As a fan of a fellow downtrodden ACC school, I can’t let you glorify the elite of CFB pillaging the little guy and erasing the history 💪🏼😂😭

@mleibro Marcus let’s be so serious rn

so fun watching the world discover Sam Hartman. but he belongs to Notre Dame fans (me) first & forever

@FrancesPatano I also feel like you’d travel to Philly for a lot less than a concert sooo

if you’re wondering “Frances, did you travel all the way to Philly just to see The Fray on tour” the answer is hell yea brother

.@JasonKelce mighty fine view at the top of the Italian Market 🤌

I hope our next President’s loyalty is to orange & blue not to orange spray tan.