Mitch

Sutton United's manager vaping on the sideline. Magic of the cup.

The American regional accent is slowly eroding

“This guy’s playing some great music” -Doitche every time a new song comes on the TouchTunes (He’s on the TouchTunes)

I’m not trying to make excuses for Ryan Whitney but his day didn’t just start when he showed up to the game in Buffalo. The man was rollerblading on the highway at noon risking his life to get the city going. Basically his beer chug was a double overtime pizza up the middle but he’d already lugged 38 minutes of amazing hockey. Life isn’t fair. He was playing the perfect game and just had that one brain fart. Kinda like Evan Bouchard sometimes. They’re now calling the dead arm double clutch chug “the Whitney”. His kids friends will be mocking him for eternity. This all has massive ripple effect consequences that will have a generational impact. I’m still processing it.

@Rayspiders Yeah maybe, I guess my point is it seemed like an obvious review to me

@mmccarthy2004 Probably insides by an inch

LOOK HOW FAR OFFSIDES HE IS HOW IS THIS NOT CHALLENGED

@Rayspiders Yes, it’s why I said he was offsides, because he was

@mmccarthy2004 Are you aware of the offsides rules?

@SpokedZ Offside

lol Pastrnak and Buffalo fans wishing each other well

How was that not challenged?

Woooahh pasta was offside by a country mile

Oh man can never come to Buffalo again

Sway man is in demon time

Biz getting hit with an absolute stray shot in Buffalo

Swagman is a sick puppy

Man in the arena. Can’t chug out of the Sabre.

@YardsPerPass @stoolpresidente It’s by far and away my favorite bits of his. Just every April all he says is “pucks in deep, pucks on net, cycle the puck”

@stoolpresidente And I like Dave

If the Bruins come back in this series I am gonna throw on the black and gold and skate up and down this kids street

The blade gang is now playing street hockey with a crunched up @LabattUSA cans as pucks. Mid video, a fan with a Stanley Cup wearing the traditional white gloves shows up. What a city.

@VeryBrexitProbs Still lost + battle of New Orleans

Americans love banging on about the War of Independence. They’re quieter on the War of 1812. Here’s why. In 1812, America declared war on Britain. The plan was to march into Canada and annex it. Thomas Jefferson said it would be “a mere matter of marching.” It wasn’t. The Canadians sent them packing. Two years later, the British sailed up the Potomac. American forces collapsed at Bladensburg in what’s still called “the Bladensburg Races” because of how fast they ran. President Madison had already fled to Maryland. The British walked into Washington unopposed. They sat down in the White House, ate the dinner Dolley Madison had laid out for forty guests, used the President’s silver, then set fire to the building. Then they burned the Capitol, the Treasury and the Navy Yard. A freak thunderstorm put the fires out the next day. The British left when they were ready. It’s still the only time a foreign army has captured the US capital. You can see why it doesn’t come up much.

Whit was a first round draft pick and played professional hockey for a decade and i still think i could out skate him (i cant even skate) what a guy