mmccormackk

My children’s album is released today and it’s perfect for the little ones in your life, and for you to enjoy as well! 15 tunes of kid-friendly poppy punky rock and roll in 24 minutes! Buy it below or listen on your fave streaming service! wearebusybodies.bandcamp.com/album/macaroni…

I’m getting tagged in so many bullshit ad posts there is no reason for me to be on Twitter any longer but before I go I think it’s important to let everyone know this

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY AMERICAN FANS EXCEPT THAT PIECE OF SHIT HULK HOGAN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

@clevack Go back to the Tom Waits bar!

i am in tokyo so far i have gotten drunk in a bar that exclusively plays tom waits (it was perfect) and eaten sushi off a conveyer belt… what should i do next

@RahRahRaina Take solace in knowing you have the two best mascots in sports history in one city. Your city!

@mmccormackk no. no one else gets to be happy if im not

ok im happy for dusty ill admit it

The Ramón Empire Strikes GOLD!

@charlottemnurse @learningcode This is super rad. Congratulations!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT NO GOOD DUMB SON OF A BITCH HULK HOGAN

@RahRahRaina Tell him to get the band back together!

went to visit someone in chicago 👀

@Labazo Don’t forget all the shitty trustees and councillors! Thankfully my ward got good ones.

@rajivthava Underrated as a good band, overrated as a British indie rock hit machine!

@katekillet I found what helped me was setting my alarm super super loud, and leaving it so far across the room that I was forced to get up to take action. Leaving your alarm near you runs the risk of many snoozes!

i wish i was better at napping. need a nap coach.

@kimalpert I couldn’t give you seven things to do in all of Toronto, so I would appreciate it!

People from Chicago will give you seven recommended things to do in every neighborhood like some kind of treasure hunt even if you're only here for 3 days. Why are we all like this?

@Britt_Ghiroli Oh damn it’s big papi and David Ortiz!

David Ortiz and the Phanatic. I have no words.

@goatsandbacon @bbcbubblegutz It’s going to be tough to not take a day off and jump three time zones for this.

@johnsemley3000 That’s a photo of you and my mom - and you’re having sex!

they should just tack-on an epilogue like an DIRTY WORK (1998). "And oh yeah, as for Liz Truss? She died! Well, goodbye!"

@dory_smith @johnsemley3000 You know what hurts most is the lack of respect

@TenEighths @esthr_e Sad but true!

@esthr_e I think unfortunately you'll probably see a lot of Dahmer.

Ok every year my family discusses this so now I bring it to you Twitter: what do we anticipate will be the "hot" Halloween costumes for 2022? Hot as in trending, not like a sexy cat or something. The only one I could think of was Eddie Munson.

@snlhostsintro Goodman is only hosting if the band is good

@townerson Yes!