Mike Mott

Coleman Crow

TONIGHT WE BEGIN…. THE POOP SERIES THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD SERIES WHO WILL BE POOP KING?

Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby

@DAKKADAKKA1 This morning…….

“Make him wake up 30 minutes before his alarm goes off to take a morning piss.”

Since July 1, 2024: 164-117 MIL 165-118 LAD 162-117 SD 164-119 CHC 161-121 NYY 157-127 PHI 154-130 DET 152-134 CLE 150-133 SEA 150-135 HOU 148-134 ARI 150-136 NYM 148-135 TOR 149-137 ATL 144-139 BOS 144-140 CIN 143-139 TB 143-141 STL 142-141 TEX 140-142 KC 137-144 ATH 138-145 SF 133-151 BAL 131-153 MIA 131-154 PIT 125-159 MIN 119-166 WSH 115-170 LAA 99-182 CWS 93-192 COL

The Brewers are the first team in over a century to have at least two starting pitchers under 25 years old with an ERA below 2.15 (min. 8 starts)

LOL KEN ROSENTHAL FRIED THE CHICAGO CUBS Brewers on top 🫡

@chxnluh Here’s my haul

Just went absolutely stupid

@chxnluh I’m a Chiefs fan, I can’t own a Broncos jersey or else we are pretty even on the jerseys we bought. Great haul!

I’ve never seen so many dudes post their shopping cart hauls before 😭😭 Anyways here’s mine

He just paid all his bills. After he starts the car, turn on the check engine light.

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

@BosnianBuckeye @chxnluh I believe 29fship

@mmott19 @chxnluh whats the code for free shipping?

@Tyguyaintsly @chxnluh I saw quite a few XL ones, I bought mine yesterday afternoon, they had a little more selection and other jerseys were cheaper. They raised the price on a few of them.

@mmott19 @chxnluh Are they all out of stock In like large-xl

Kyle Harrison, who was acquired from Boston in the Caleb Durbin trade, is now 4-1 with a 2.09 ERA in 8 starts with the #Brewers. 38.2 IP / 48 K .229 AVG 1.19 WHIP Team is 6-2 in his starts. #ThisIsMyCrew

@yelichfans @Datapleaz I give you credit for agreeing to meet him. I’m sure that’s been hard. My ex fiancé has a daughter that I still try and stay close to because her real dad isn’t in the picture. Just remember it’s his loss.

@Datapleaz I guess he wanted another boy but didn’t get one so it’s whatever. I was shocked he even wanted to meet up

My sperm donor dad who rarely talks to me said he was at the game and wanted to meet up. He proceeded to give me this $40 necklace and said “I know you like him. Now you have drip” 😭

@chxnluh I think my Trey Lance jersey will get me some luck with the ladies!

Me when I let someone borrow my Jets Sauce jersey