David Leonhardt

@aaronsagers That's what I figured...

@mndisneydad Sleep? What is this… “sleep” you speak of?

Was quite honored to join Pawtographs Parafest this weekend, and see so many familiar faces, meet great new folks, and be part of the event’s fundraising more than $8,000 for the no-kill animal shelter — bringing the total to $150,000 over the years. Thank you for having me!

@kare11 - I know this is an older scam, but it has shown up in the Twin Cities now.

@aaronsagers It looks sooooo good! Very happy that it is finally being released.

VERY excited to check this out. And I hope it makes bags of cash.

@JohnELTenney Is this the infamous sizzle reel location?

Years ago I went ghosthunting in this house. Did I find ghosts? No. But there were five Home Depot buckets being used as toilets and more than a thousand used heroin needles on the floor, so... still scary.

The best gift you and get for your spooky friends, kooky kids, or even yourself is my limited edition 7" with 3 spooky poems and 2 silly songs! There are less than 250 left! Get yours now! johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-ver…

@hbomax I thought Paranormal Caught on Camera was supposed to debut tonight. When does the episode drop?

At @MidWestWeird today, I was honored to be asked by program director Dean to read the introductory statement from @zmyounus , the writer/director of I've Seen All I Need To See. A very cool experience!

@aaronsagers @Marvel People talking on speaker in public is one of my biggest pet peeves!

Ok @Marvel hear me out: A Ghost Rider-esque Spirit of Vengeance solely dedicated to meting out justice for travel sins. For instance, currently at the airport, the tech bro who set up a chair in the busy walk way of a bar area & the lady taking a call on speaker.

I love TV theme songs. They bring me back to my youth when you had to make sure you were home to see your favorite shows. This has always been one of my favorite themes, & now it is forever tied to one of my favorite weirdos. I think of @JohnELTenney whenever I hear it now 😀

@estepr @Zak_Bagans Understand...

There are things in this world we will never understand :D @Zak_Bagans

I feel like the Turning Point halftime show would win me over if they promoted the full transition of Kid Rock into Dr. Phil. #SuperBowlLX

@aaronsagers I cannot wait for this!

I am so ready for this level of joy.

@Simbastinks @JoJoFromJerz He can put it right up next to his felony convictions 😅

@JoJoFromJerz He has his peace prize. Obama is no longer the only one who has one. How does that make you feel?

The current president of the United States of America just told the world that he’s going to invade another country because he wasn’t given a peace prize.

I actually saw a sales person approaching pre-teens asking if they pay for their own cell phone...

@Target needs to reign in their @ATT sales people. They are WAY too aggressive, and bordering on harassing.

@amybruni I wish ...

Can we just rewind to the part where we were baking cookies and wrapping presents, while Christmas carols played softly in the background? 😢

Happy holidays! We hope you enjoy this spooky fun, holiday poem inspired by A Visit From St Nick that we wrote. This is a public post that you DO NOT have to be part of our Patreon to read, so enjoy it and please share with all your spooky minded friends! patreon.com/posts/14614817…

Nothing helps get through the holidays with family quite like a glass of Witches Brew in our @StrangeEscapes wine glasses!

@amybruni @JohnELTenney Tenney will get it done!

Me wishing that by some miracle we’ll wake up to snow tomorrow ❄️☃️🎄 Wait - paging @JohnELTenney