Mike Neuner

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter

The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point. NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious. A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading. Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.

Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.

@djromito @JeffPassan I swear I read this somewhere. I can't remember where though

BREAKING: Right-hander Shane Baz and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $68 million contract extension. The 26-year-old, acquired from Tampa Bay this winter, earns a significant payday after his first full healthy season. A strong commitment from Baltimore to their young starter. ⚾💰 #Orioles

BREAKING: Right-hander Shane Baz and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $68 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Baz, 26, joined the Orioles in a trade from Tampa Bay this winter and is poised to get a big payday coming off his first full healthy season.

@explicit_02 @celtics @Casemiro @hugoglezz_ @ManUtd @NBABrasil @NBA @CBF_Futebol @NBAEurope @NBAspain Its the @realmadrid connection. They all played there

@celtics @Casemiro @hugoglezz_ @ManUtd @NBABrasil @NBA @CBF_Futebol @NBAEurope @NBAspain I know Hugo not the only football fan on the team why he the only one meeting up with the players😭

Connected with @Casemiro too 👀 🇪🇸 🤝 🇧🇷

@TMZ 👃

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@AlbertBreer It's because he's 33 now.

Carson Wentz turns 34 this year. How is that even possible?

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@ThatF95046 @RealSpitfire What! It was definitely a foul!!

@RealSpitfire That wasn’t a foul, that was assault. Kid needs to file criminal charges.

Absolute ANIMALS. Im having a visceral reaction to this. This is CRIMINAL!🚨🚨

@Th3Remake @ma1ybe Fuck you

Well, if they’re a Christian family. Sometimes folks who are very devout to their faith raise their children not to have sex until marriage. It doesn’t necessarily mean it’s creepy or bad. Right? I think in today’s world people sleep with far too many people until the person you do marry has been with sometimes an extensive amount of people before the person they marry. So I think if someone is trying to make him into some pedo or creep that’s a little extreme….. although, maybe it does influence the child or put unfair pressure on them as they get older I could see that too. But electric chair? Cops? Mmmm. Settle down.

I am so sorry, but electric chair to him and anyone who thinks this is normal.

@Buccigross That's 19 years from now. You'll probably be dead of a heart attack with the amount of steak you eat.

Awesome for Toledo, northwest Ohio and southern Michigan. Inverness is one of my favorite pieces of golf land.

Even if you take the conservative defense of each ICE killing, you’re left with “We haphazardly scaled up a poorly trained police force to storm into neighborhoods that voted against the president, where we antagonize the local population until someone resists arrest, and then we kill them,” which is morally horrendous on top of being an absurd way to do immigration policy.

Screw any and all of you who lied to low information voters and sold Abigail Spanberger as some kind of moderate. She’s been in office like 6 hours and is already trying to turn Virginia into Minneapolis.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

The New York Yankees today announced that they have re-signed infielder/outfielder Amed Rosario to a one-year Major League contract for the 2026 season.

@jenemzy @ErlingNoContext @grok No, that was actually Erling Haaland singing

@ErlingNoContext Is that music added @grok

Erling Haaland’s goal 🆚 Crystal Palace 🏟️ Selhurst Park #CRMCI

@davidplouffe Nope

Hope. obama.org/programs/leade…

@LauraLoomer @Polymarket You can't tell because you're stupid

@Polymarket You know things are bad when you can’t tell if this is real or a joke. 😜😜😜😜

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…

Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid Beret of yours and all your fucking cats!