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@Liberal_Bloke @KenyaRedCross Why do you choose to board such a vehicle Which you know it entertains recklessness ? Call me shags muntu but those buses are a No for me.

@KenyaRedCross I was in. What a terrible day

A mass casualty road traffic incident involving an overturned PSV has occurred along Enterprise Road in Industrial Area, opposite Nairobi Prison. Kenya Red Cross emergency response teams are on the scene providing first aid and evacuation support to those affected.

@FGaitho237 Rais is as fit as a fiddle, if you are jealous of his physical well being, swallow some ozempic pills you fat toad. Na uwache kuongea kuhusu rais mbwakoko wwe. We are tired of your tantrums.

Ruto’s Emotional Farewell Performance at the National Prayer Breakfast: Fear, Manipulation, and Propaganda Today at the National Prayer Breakfast, William Ruto attempted to bid farewell to Kenyans with an unsolicited decree that the upcoming elections will be free and fair, and that he will abide by the outcome. He framed it as if he were doing Kenyans - the very people from whom he derives his legitimacy - some grand favour. He delivered the speech in that signature manipulative tone: voice cracking as if on the verge of tears, the kind carefully calibrated to disarm Boomers and religious audiences. It’s the same tone he deploys right before committing the next atrocity - the one that triggers emotional surrender and makes otherwise rational people start parroting words like “forgiveness,” “reconciliation,” and “dialogue.” Stay sharp. This is a well-worn psychological tactic. Notably, the only front-facing photo released by Ruto’s communications and propaganda team is this hazy, low-quality image. When you zoom in, it becomes even more blurred. The clearer shots are all side profiles or from the back - a deliberate choice that hides the visible deterioration of his current state. This “farewell” speech was not the words of a man gracefully preparing to leave power. It was the voice of a man terrified of dying. Deep down, Ruto never believed he would ever relinquish the seat - whether voluntarily or through the ballot box. The sudden emotional performance and talk of free elections is not statesmanship. It is the sound of a man staring at his own mortality while still clinging desperately to power. Kenyans should not be swayed by the theatrics. The crocodile tears and flowery language are simply the opening act for whatever he has planned next.

@AokoOtieno_ Amebeba hagga kubwa kuwashinda

Hassan Sarai aka Fatuma... How he lost Mombasa Governor to Diddy is story for another Acha vile Bonny Khalwale claims they recruited him to team Ruto Mi niko hadi na msgs, but told you, I signed NDA Afadhali kuenda kortini ju ya kitu ingine vile kuna arrest warrant over Somalia ambasador tweet But hapo kwa NDA sina nguvu. Violate that then no one else even in opposition can work with you So whatever I say here is not legally binding Tea Ruto has been sworn in. Positions are being allocated based on who shoved his tongue in whose ass deeper No one was picking Omar's phone. At least mimi akina Kipchumba Karori, now State House legal officer were picking mine but lying That one is for my Book Bro is going bonkers. Pesa alipewa to finance gubernatorial seat asha nunua nayo nyumba Kileleshwa His political career is on the precipice of abyss So the message I saw was him threatening suicide to one of those Coast politicians, a Ruto's blue-eyed boy After much ado, meeting was arranged. So ofisi ya Ruto SH, like any official ofis ikona reception Wakafika by 6am. It is true, Yamune is in that office by 4am. But I guess mostly is to sign deals Because if that energy was translated into service, angefikisha Kenya mbali Uhuru ali ishi kuamshwa na drips but did better even in first term. Si ndio tulikuwa na last mile that lit hadi caves in Kenya? Wakiwa reception, Salim Mvurya, former Governor Kwale and current CS Sports was already there Same Mvurya who gave his concubine through pass awe Governor. Even Raila said it, google Details aside, let me foward to Sarai They saunter in and you know Ruto had only been president for 2 minutes. Not yet acclamatized na protocol greetings So he was still giving hugs, banters, oh, karibuni my frens "Mr. President, Coast has stood with you. ODM zone has given you 40% , this brother cannot be abandoned" Ruto says, understood. We can figure out a CS? Sarai was hesitant. Ati let me consult for a day or 2. He wants Speaker Senate, hii ya Kingi. The position was still free but hataki kusema anataka Speaker sio CS Speaker cannot be summoned. Hakuna mtu atakupigia kelele over failed policies, but the perks are HUGE The day they left that ofis, is the NIGHT Kingi went to Ruto Same script. I have a party, ile kiosk inatwa (PAA), one MP, numerous MCAs, but politically, we have more to offer than anyone else at the coast! Ha! Chukua Speaker! Sarai heard the news and cried like a teething infant. Machozi ya makamasi Ndio aka anza ku threaten suicide! B'coz he was dilly dallying, Mvurya asha mwosha by promising his concubine will be Ruto Damu (And she is, check Governor Kwale) Kingi asha negotiate Speaker. Bro back to zero So I will tell you what he did ndio finally apewe EALA mp, before hizi UDA sg thing he took from Malala His humongous nose and ugly spectacles as he farts tribal poppycock should not worry anyone He is a mahamri addicted nonentity whose utility expired when he left civil society Waombe sana nisi ingie Bunge. I will be exposing them with precision of a surgeon and alacrity

@prinnylee @SeeRacists You must be a very dense hoe.

@SeeRacists disgusting comment. people think that’s some kind of a drag whenever a bw dates a wm but one quick google search will tell you that statistically bm harm bw at a higher rate but it only get sensationalised when a wm is the perpetrator.

HORRIFIC: 31-year-old viral influencer Ashlee Jenae was found dead in her Tanzania hotel room after her white husband, Jon McCann, allegedly strangled her then hung her lifeless body to stage a suicide. This cold-blooded monster allegedly murdered her right after proposing on her birthday during their luxury vacation. He then kept posting on social media like nothing happened while Ashlee had him plastered all over her Instagram and he never once acknowledged her on his. Her parents only found out through passport emergency contacts. You propose to a woman on her birthday trip, then strangle her and stage her murder as a suicide the same week? Pure evil. Jon McCann has allegedly been arrested pending charges.

@JabiyaJasper @iLnico4real Even Kanini/Mia khalifa is a role model to many, you can tell your daughter to look up to her

@iLnico4real Uyu dem anajituma, she is a role model to many young girls

Hii ni Umalaya and you can't convince me otherwise. Director Trevor dodged a bullet.

@kenyasgossips Tuseme ananyamba 'Hoo' kama mtu anapuliza pipe na hachuni mnyambo? 😁🔥

A Kenyan forex trader's picture in Dubai has left netizens talking.

@ZilizopendwaA @muriaso But when asked, wanapinda shingo wakibonga chafu vile tunawakosoa

@muriaso Kikuyus are fools, how can a stranger turn you against your brother?

Do you guys remember how Ruto as DP humiliated Uhuru during Kibaki's funeral in Othaya? Whatever he did he did has been repayed back today by Rigathi. The same mountain, different times. Karma at its best

@KE_MrBlack @NairobiVisuals Nyani culture took over.

Nairobi in 1973 looked like Los Angeles

@Zack_g0 @Maryian96 BTW never underestimate the stupidity of Kenyan electorate. And are capable of electing such dunces

"Akna Gachagua na Uhuru wakifika kwa mkutano yako usiwapee nafasi ya kuongea "hahah this one thinks Kenya rotates around him and his boss,not everyone who hates Uhuru actually some beg to have him in their functions...

@Nonze @_DcpNation @WilliamsRuto He has no known journal/article he published. PHD Got a new meaning

@_DcpNation @WilliamsRuto has a bought fake PhD!

JUST A REMINDER , that all the former African presidents who were EJECTED from office after only one term were only those with PhDs.. 1. Dr. Joyce Banda (Malawi) 2. Dr. Edgar Lungu (Zambia) 3. Dr. Lazarus Chakwera (Malawi) 4. Dr. Wavel Ramkalawan (Seychelles) 5. 6. Dr. Jonathan Goodluck (Nigeria) #Jijazie

@Arch_kitenge @sholard_mancity @the_goatvibe Your stupid question is misplaced.

@sholard_mancity @the_goatvibe so wewe ni immortal?

In 2024, he voted YES for the Finance Bill. In 2024, he told Kenyans that SHA had transformed healthcare. In 2024, he defended the system. Today, he has passed on… in India. So let’s ask the uncomfortable question: If Kenya’s healthcare was truly “transformed by Ruto”… What was he looking for in India when it mattered most? Anyway, I echo the sentiments of his fellow Kenyan Kwanza MP, "people die daily, we sympathize and move on."

@kijana_misa @localkheed Few pple know of HBR existence anyway. Who ever orchestrated for the whipping too fumbled. Shaffie had his followers who he left with. Lose-lose But then, he said what's true, watauliwa hadi wamee akiri

@localkheed Nowdays he is no where to be seen kwa screen or heard kwa radio. Hiyo story ilifumble kabisa.

Many don't know him but this is Shaffie Weru one of the biggest radio hosts back then in Kenya and just one mistake changed the peak of his career. That goes back in 2021 when he was working at Homeboyz radio hosting a morning show together with Dj Joe Mfalme and Neville Muasya. That morning there was a trending incident where a man had thrown a young woman from a 12th floor building after the woman denied the man sexual advances and at the end these guys supported the man on that gender based violence case. Before even finishing the show it is said more than ten companies including EABL who advertised through the show started withdrawing themselves from the radio and the management was demanded to either fire them all or they terminate their contract. All the three were fired that day.

@CavinCvinsky @KenyanSays Which law did he break? Are you typing from your single room in paipu?

@KenyanSays So professionals are above the law?

A dictator will always go for professionals, this is doctor Job Obwaka who was arrested by the Kenyan Government in a bid to frustrate him and other board members to hand over Nairobi Hospital to President Ruto!

@_ericwere @DrJuma_M Thats so collective, man? So kisiis went to moi university to kill it and left their own university in kisii thriving? Did you spread your bread with smegma for breakfast? Sioni kama akili yako finyu inalete rationale?

@DrJuma_M Mahali wakisii na wakalee wakishaingia huwa mpaka iharibike. Unakumbuka moi university?

CONFIRMED:Ruto and His Thugs,The ones who destroyed Moi University were seen Harassing And Intimidating Doctors in Nairobi Hospital.

@pietmashika @msiziworld @mutserendende Singo mom

@msiziworld @mutserendende What kind of family does she come from?

Rest In Peace Thembi, mara your family didn’t have another picture besides this one??😭♥️🕊️

@CptHarrisjnr @Simiren_ @ClintonObonyo No you too are abetting the robbery by saying that

@Simiren_ @ClintonObonyo 😹 I have had several encounters.. but u see u are meant to follow the law... Two wrongs don't make a right .. Killing a suspect doesn't solve anything .Making them pay for their misdeeds thru confinement,gives them an opportunity to reform n to reach out to fellow thugs too...

FOILED ROBBERY IN KERICHO COUNTY . Five suspected robbers attempted to steal KSh 1.5 million from a businessman moments after he withdrew the cash from a local KCB bank branch in Muhoroni. Thanks to swift action by members of the public who alerted authorities, police officers responded immediately and pursued the suspects. The five were cornered in separate locations within Soin/Sigowet, Kericho County — two in Kejiriet and three in Kibugat village, Kipsitet — where they were fatally shot during the operation. This incident highlights the importance of public vigilance and timely reporting in helping security agencies prevent crime and protect lives.

@MathewMlam72230 @Misspreety17 Where do we come in here?

@Misspreety17 He is exposing Kenyan men as the weakest. How could that happen

The Russian guy slept with 423 women from Kenya,Ni mbaya😂😂😂

@Mastardcesh @Antonywangusi5 How old are you again? Game ni changa, in fullness of time utaelewa kile anasemea

@Antonywangusi5 I don't understand them

"Nakuru is not for Kikuyus, Kikuyus are thieves, we will chase them away... we must claim our land." — Aaron Cheruiyot

@UrinalCake619 @libsoftiktok Are you an indigenous inhabitant? Are you a red Indian?

@libsoftiktok We need IQ tests for all immigration. Nobody under 100 IQ allowed to come to the US. Why the hell are we bringing the most retarded people on the planet to the greatest country on the planet?

The might be the most incredible video of 2025

@kilii_Boss @ClintonObonyo Sweeping statements like these beg a question if you came from a family which is dramatic like this. Mamako alikuwa anatreat budako namna ii kwa union?

@ClintonObonyo Marriage is slavery kweli

Marriage is not easy! Marriage is not for the weak and faint-hearted! Pale Maskani mambo Yamechemka! Abebo wants to beat a legend exile in his own house to bring her village people for Christmas but the legend has refused to move an inch from his nest despite being bathed by vyombo's soup, mother in-law akitaka watashare tu kitanda wote. The hard-eyed Abebo amechukua mpaka savings za legend ametumia walimwengu feya and the son of man is now a broke Idp in his own house. Awuoro!