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I mean so much to me, and I’ll never stop showing up for myself.

Solo practice means you're the lawyer, the clerk, the receptionist, and the person who fixes the printer.

The real bar exam is explaining your hourly rate to someone who believes legal advice should be available for free or in peanuts.

" what' do u want " Me:

I was wrong. Practicing law can get worse. Apparently the next stage is clients sending AI slop at 11:47 p.m. and asking why I haven’t filed all of its terrible ideas.

I don't think I'll eat today. Saving for a Benz.

court is so embarrassing like your honor can we please talk in the hallway

Court: ...Further hearing on 21st January 2027. Counsel: Much obliged my Lady. I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.💀

Being a lawyer is professionally managing problems you didn’t create.

The day I eat pasta in Italy will be the day i know I made it.

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please

7/$35 at PINK and VS pisses me off so bad because back in MY day it was 7/$27 and 10/$35 like wtf is this

Anything hiking, entering bush, climbing mountain, count me out, my answer is no👍🏾

You’ll be alright

Why did Melendez have to die ???

“you’re just spoiled” yes, i am. what’s next?

Them Forever 21 basic leggings and biker shorts use to be so TEA 😩 iykyk 😢

@OfficiallyApril My answer depends very heavily on which specific charge

Thank God for standards. Thank God for high self esteem. Thank God for confidence. Thank God for a strong mind.

"Buying new clothes won't make you happy" Me after buying new clothes: