jesse

My eyes so red

real nigga music is back

omw to get the worm early asf

bearing arms is now woke

@jellonft @2021calledback no one thought this bro

people think I made @2021calledback I did not but I respect the artistic style 🎨

@victorcardenas @jellonft @base @nickbruhman May I take a spin in the slash ferrari

@jellonft @base @nickbruhman @moneysignjesse I got you!

We raised $60M for this moment: Introducing Slash Global USD (in partnership w/ @base). It's the first banking platform that lets you open a USD account without an LLC, EIN, or the rampant account closures they call "account safety". It took major legislative changes AND 3 years to pull this off. Here's what makes it so different: 1. Banking without an LLC. Before Slash: You needed a LLC, $1K in fees, a virtual address, and a U.S. tax ID. With Slash you get a real U.S. account & routing number in ~10 minutes with your foreign documents. 2. No more hefty fees. PayPal charges a 3-4% conversion fee. We let you receive USD and crypto (USDC) with NO fees. Not enough? We pay you up to 4.5% cash rewards just for holding your money with us. 3. Account freezes. The big guys love flagging success as “fraud”. We're built for fast moving founders. We'll never wrongfully freeze your funds. I'm putting my money where my mouth is: If we do, I'll wire $10K to a charity of your choice. ------------------------------ In 2021, I dropped out of the number 1 school in America as a Venezuelan immigrant to build Slash. I pivoted the business 2x before getting our first customer. Today: - 3,000 businesses use @slashapp - We bought the domain Slash . com for $1M - $4B is spent on our credit cards every year And we just raised $41M from the people who built fintech: @MenloVentures @NEA @ycombinator @goodwatercap -------------------------------- To celebrate this launch, we're giving away our internal AI finance Agent free. It watches your bank accounts 24/7. Flags double charges. Cancels forgotten subscriptions. It saved us $39,000 last month. You don’t need a Slash account. It works with any bank. Retweet + comment “Slash” and I’ll send you a free access link.

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Funniest clip of the playoffs so far

@jellonft @0itsali0 @eat_insanity @dachshundwizard thank you for the praise bro 🙏

inspired by how hard people work regardless of market conditions. @0itsali0 @eat_insanity @dachshundwizard + a lot of others doing their own stuff just grinding is truly inspiring

i need a cigarette.

Last of the 43 monkeys that fled S.C. lab return — lured by peanut butter and jelly sandwiches trib.al/fbV4Njt

never kill yourself

i guess it really is gonna be ok

@washedcloud @coachella @IRS_CI @FBI

5 Coachella Guest Passes for Weekend 2 $17500 Basically VIP and then some. Essentially an artist band. (backstage access) 100 in stock, min order 5 Random RT gets $100 with each sale

When it’s 2 am and you get the “I need to retire my parents” feeling

@SpinninBackfist Already more Mexican than cejudo

WE GOT MEXICO MERAB HERE IN ANAHEIM #UFC298 twitter.com/rpsnMMA/status…

This is why Todo my favorite character cus he hallucinated 90% of those images he saw😭

@MMAThanos i've seen enough give him conor at 300

It’s Diego Lopes world and we’re all just living in it

@washedcloud @morbillion @discountflipper @rentedbots i think these hats are best for someone who actually owns a rolex

@morbillion @discountflipper @rentedbots price for all?