Jealous Charmander

@the_transit_guy Miami

I find it statistically impossible to believe that in a “rich” country of 330 million people, there’s no demand for a single coastal city/town that looks like this.

@LuluCraneVO @EchorinP Super dick man bro

@EchorinP Inventing these delicious morsels.

(wanted to answer on main) - You can legally drink at 16 here - all our windows have a half-open mode, where it opens on top instead of at the side to let air in - our drivers license costs thousands of euros to get, - we make 0 small talk and if you ask us how we're doing we WILL answer honestly - our plastic bottles all come with a default deposit that you can get back if you return them - we eat raw minced pork which is safe for consumotion (and it slaps) - The German Stare (tm) (we dont do it on purpose) - when your in a doctors office, you greet every person that enters. apparently thats not normal elsewhere - autobahn (tm) feel free to add on if you know of more thats all i can think of lmao

@lolluumi @drewlevin @39daph Ź f

what the @drewlevin @39daph

@FlockMastaMon Buy my collection at 85 percent

I’m intentionally listing some cards 10-20% higher than market on tcgplayer and they’re still selling like hot cakes… Anyone else having a hard time keeping their inventory stocked? I literally need 1000+ cards a week at this rate 🥲

@waseemshoukat92 @LegionHoops @ohnohedidnt24 @Fullcourtpass U lame asf if another mans validation is more important to you than success. Bum ass

When Michael Jordan takes the time to call and congratulate you, that moment means more than any stat line. Legends recognizing greatness carries a different weight. For Bam Adebayo, that call is the kind of respect every player dreams about. When the GOAT notices your performance, you know the night was truly historic. 🏀

Bam Adebayo says Michael Jordan called him after his 83-point game: “He said Congratulations. If you know Mike he's not talking a lot.” (h/t @ohnohedidnt24, @Fullcourtpass)

@TheGioRoyals @getcollectrapp Brokie

Good morning, what is your top 4 on @getcollectrapp

@casvd01 Luffy actor is very good his script wording sucks asd

Emily Rudd walking all over the entire OPLA cast in terms of acting ability is so funny. Usopp is very likeable. Sanji is likeable but just not very Sanji. Zoro’s aesthetically perfect but reduced to being the angry edgelord. And Luffy, well. I don’t want to talk about it.

@mayemusk Gotta be propagranda this cheap ass using a tcl tv

There is no food in the fridge. The garage where I slept is on the right. The shower only has one towel so I left it for Elon. That was okay with me. When I was a child, I’d spend three weeks in the Kalahari Desert without showering. Many times. There was no water. I think my parents prepared me for this luxury.🤣

@cherring422 Paid 8 bucks shipping for that?

How I received a $200 card I ordered off eBay🤡 0 protection😂😂. I ship $.50 card better than this😭

@Mihninio The legends za automatic shiny had to feel crazy

And there are people giving up after 200 starter resets in FireRed/LeafGreen…

@Lingulini Its grass fighting

Extremely Educated Guesses on the Starter Pokemon Types (After Extensive Research)

@Leo_Traydes Mid

Is a 757 credit score good for a 22 year old?

@fleshspl2tterz Better chocolate

it being completely identical to the photo is frying me what did you expect

@Krocksucker My walmart discount asle got like a whole rack of them , they must be nasty

Who the fuck is keeping the shaq gummies in business, like why do I have to restock an empty shelf of them twice a week and I've never sold any when im working the front

@suesskatzi How much u want

OMG LEUTE WIR DACHTEN UNSERE ELTERN HABEN DIESEN SCHATZ ENTSORGT ABER MEIN BRUDER HAT DAS GERADE WIEDER GEFUNDEN JAAAAA

@sham_exe U got scammed

found these under my bed lmao wtf

@JustineLucyyink FIRE ngl

R u a stupid fuck that doesn't remember if they took their meds but can't risk missing it or taking double? Get some timer lids off Amazon for your pill bottles

@forestmanjohn Can make it compatiavle with "pods"

3 months ago, I quit my job to chase a dream: to build an affordable, convenient, plastic-free coffee maker. Grateful for everyone who has reserved ❤️ puresteelco.com

@Polymarket How tf would democrats not take midterms?

BREAKING: The odds of Democrats winning the Senate soar to record highs.

@PokeTCGiveaways Selling them , price is insane

It’s Ascended Heroes PC ETB week! 🙌🏻 Are you opening yours or keeping it sealed?