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@GunnerMike3 @RCorless33 @MushyRB @the115blues As is wait for a title.

@RCorless33 @MushyRB @the115blues Waiting list for Arsenal season ticket is 20 years. Tickets for Man City Burnley tomorrow, just the other side of Lancashire,currently being advertised for £47

Can you please show me the game where the 1st team attendance was 1,086

@MaybePod @Greenie_34 In my all time top 5. A graceful CB but was a pre-Rodri Rodri when played in DMF.

@Greenie_34 There’s ALOT of Wiekens chat

🚨EPISODE 3 OUT NOW!🚨 In the first of this 2 part episode, we’ll be taking you back 27 years to the most pivotal season in City’s history. THE 98/99 SEASON! Joining me for this episode is podcast creator/host/legend, producer and author @davidmooney

@barneyfarmer That made me laugh way more than it should.

Captain’s log.

I just want it to wank me off.

The 2029 election is going to be about Punish The Lying Villains yet again, with both Labour the Tories getting wrecked. It is IMO highly optimistic to assume that in this scenario, the media emphasis will be on walloping Reform, when e.g. the Greens will need to be stomped upon

@JenoMozes @RBReich I’ll have “things that never happened” please Bob.

Don't blame 400 people for poor life choices and laziness of the bottom 50%. True story: I offered a high school graduate a $120,000 / year job. He turned it down because he didn't want to pay taxes to 'the man'. Read that again, high school, not college, grad turned down $120,000 / year job because he doesn't want to pay taxes. If you are poor in America, the greatest country on Earth, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

@flying_rodent Ad infinitum.

How many times do we think these awful people can shitehouse their chosen Prime Minister into Number Ten, only to swiftly decide he won’t do and he has to go because he’s making them look crooked and foolish

Amazing isn’t it, how the collective will of Parliament and party can suddenly pivot towards “Time to get rid of this assclown”, at the precise moment the lobby journalists decisively conclude it’s got too professionally embarrassing for them to tolerate any longer

@ManCityMEN 6th is generous!

City have been made sixth favourites to win the Champions League this season with the bookmakers. #MCFC #UCLDraw manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

@haigh_jimmy @malonebarry 🤣

@malonebarry Release the remaining hostages and this all ends.

It's not even 8am in the UK and a cursory flick around the TV finds the British media in full meltdown over Glastonbury. More than 70 people were killed in Gaza yesterday, including children and people seeking aid.

@JibothySkimms Ha ha! You like looking at nuts.

The best shots at #Glastonbury are the ones of the crowd nuts to particular tracks - best one I’ve seen so far is for Franz Ferdinand’s Take Me Out. An absolutely banging tune.

@ExtremeFootbal4 Steve Coogan?

Only true football fans will remember this baller.🙌🇦🇷

Proper kit. Red socks, white shorts. Magic.

@DirtyFootbaIIer He was right to do that the dirty cunts.

A Sunday League game was called off because someone took a 💩 in the ref’s boots

We learn this week the former chair of Labour is also working for the Republicans but of course this is just the photo at the end of The Shining: all the lads together having a party in the fifty year old photograph. They have always been the caretakers. ft.com/content/9fab6a…

@Jordache504 @ATRightMovies YES! Great in this. And in Eternal Sunshine he plays it so understatedly it’s mesmerising.

Who is a good comedic actor that ended up being a great dramatic actor?

Appalling that City.

@florinebyrne Two massive turds in the bog?! Good god woman, flush!!

@tushy_com @AshleyFires GOAT

Who do you think has the best TUSHY in the game rn?