Jessica McLeod

5yo: “What Australian animals eat people?” “The only one I can think of is salt water crocodiles...” “What about horses?” “Horses don’t eat people. Horses eat grass.” “What if they change their mind?”

ABC management have played such a blinder that they now have to publish this sort of thing about themselves 2-3 times a week 😭

@queenofbithynia It tan

the snooz-suit, “for goofin” google isn’t what it used to be so I will endeavor to draw no conclusions from the fact that I can find no evidence this wonderful Suit ever existed

@EARTHGHOSTPURRP @angel_0f_deathx Apparently it’s a question that cannot be described as weird or creepy or inappropriate because it’s asking about facts! Just facts! Nothing weird about facts! Facts about the genitals of a complete stranger

“why does everyone feel the need to transition? cant you just be gender nonconforming?” me: *lifts weights* them:

@SirIve Oh and the pool of course!

@SirIve Museum or art gallery, they have good environmental controls!

Hello, we are making a thing. Where do you go to escape the heat on a hot hot day? So far we have library, mall, cinema, home, park, and beach.

four horses, persia, 17th century

@sleeful Absolutely deranged

@queenofbithynia Gentlemen, I present our new ad campaign: Stairs are Bad For You

with one hand they insult you, with the other they sell you an Inclinator

fuck Off

Kim Williams describes himself as a lifelong dedicated supporter of the State of Israel. After the Zionist lobby tried to use their connections to remove a journalist that’s who’s replacing Ita Buttrose at the ABC?

it’s gonna be cool to watch another awards show where a bunch of films about human suffering and lessons we can learn from past horrors win awards and not have a single winner mention the tens of thousands of people who’ve been killed in gaza and are currently starving to death

@falseroxy ‘Universal girlhood’

what da fuck

@queenofbithynia Keeping this in my pocket until someone shows me a photo of their baby… “Hmm, he seems socially acceptable”

or else

There's a certain kind of guy who hits a certain age and starts talking about how dangerous and hardscrabble and authentic and harder and better everything was when he was a kid and it's funny that they're talking about like the 90s-00s now.

Disgusted by the news that Israel is allowed to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest 2024.

@KatyMontgomerie I’m a cis woman with big naturals and I had to formula feed my kid … so sad to learn they’re going to be a drain on society because of that 😢

Heads up to anyone thinking of supporting/playing Palworld who also cares about genAI issues... The CEO of that studio is full speed ahead on generative AI, frequently promotes it and tries to push its use in his studio. Even made a game focused entirely around it using SD.

oh my gods what an annotation