Michael

Just working on that reply guy to husband pipeline, don't mind me

If taxpayers are going to pay to build a stadium, then the taxpayers should own the stadium. You can’t socialize the cost, then privatize the profits.

Do you guys remember when Elon knew Trump was in the Epstein files but paid $275 million to elect him president anyway?

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN

Today Israel bombed a school turned shelter in Gaza as a wedding was being held. An IOF tank fired on the building with 6 people murdered and dozens injured. Israeli forces then prevented ambulance and civil defence crews from reaching the injured, children amongst them. There is no ceasefire. There is no peace. Just brutal colonial oppression. FREE PALESTINE TAKE ACTION

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ just released the Epstein files and it’s a complete farce. The entire 119-page grand jury document is fully redacted. Not a word visible. On top of that, court filings are literally missing pages. Files jump from 011.pdf to 013.pdf as if evidence evaporated. This isn’t transparency. It’s a cover-up in plain sight.

Wow, these Epstein files are more blacked-out than Pete Hegseth after the Pentagon Christmas party

The White House has confirmed that the $1,776 military “bonuses” came directly from reconciliation funds intended for subsidized housing for service members. They literally just gave military members their own money. The scam artist strikes again.

@AZCardinals Yes use the photo of the least loud looking Cardinal....

#Birdgang we need you loud one last time for our final home game of the season! 🚨

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa You stopped yourself before you went too far

i had "frostback" in there but it felt too much like a real slur.... a lot to think about

slurs for canadians: sap licker icer plaidback timsucker drake

@tparsi @RamAbdu Shame on Israel

Israeli forces detained 5 Palestinian kids - at the request of Israeli settlers. Their crime? Gathering wild vegetables. The young boy who tries to save his friend at 0:15 shows more courage than the entire international community. Shame on all of us. (per @RamAbdu)

Israel has killed 249 journalists in the last 2 years. That's more than were killed in WWII & the Vietnam War put together. A Vermonter, Dylan Collins, was wounded in one of these attacks, which killed another reporter. This war against journalists must be investigated & ended.

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Have you tried seeing if dating long distance over the Internet on Twitter.com works for you?

i love dating. i love finding out that i'm not good enough over and over. its good it keeps me humble

@femmenart armpit is the new foot fetish

epic armpit shot sorry y'all

they are my everything

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa That would be so popular in so many different states for so many different reasons

a dating app where they just mail you a gun

Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.

Jennifer Welch: “l just think it’s really important to remind everybody all the time that Elon Musk is a fucking immigrant that doesn’t pay taxes who is a parasite off the American taxpayer”

Cheese salesman says: " in the future...maybe two or three years, 90% of the world's diet will likely be cheese."

@pIain_tofu It's not nepotism if I give it to myself!

you guys. I could cry so hard right now. I just got a huge promotion in a new position that was created by me for me. I can't believe I did this.