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(Mark Wahlberg listening to the Monster Mash) if it had been me working in that lab late that night it wouldn't have went down like it did

you say you’re “from the hood” yet we found your family’s tomb complex containing complex engraved goods, emblazoned pottery, bronze figurines depicting local deities, and luxury trade goods indicating a more far-reaching trade network than archaeologists had anticipated 💀

@ingwerteemann hallo

@ingwerteemann YO

drawing I did when I was 7 or so

Lmao

@sillyisabella @potatoslav listen to yourself, man! das sind alles keine richtigen bezeichnungen

@potatoslav furzgeräusche mit dem mund machen I guess? or jemandem die zunge rausstrecken und prrr machen idk lol 😭😭

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

@ingwerteemann look around buddy

@lesbovvitch I made a niche tiktok about it as well

@moomindilf lucky asf god knows if this was my life i would have been insufferable

i finally got to visit the possession subway scene shooting location!!!!

@ingwerteemann die kids 😭

80s magazine ads for Poppers

Wie soll man bei diesen ganzen KI-Obst-Fremdgehvideos heutzutage überhaupt noch einer Frau vertrauen

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放課後、通学路

there’s a flavor of blue ice cream in germany just called “smurf ice cream” and every time i ask someone what actual flavor it is they’re like idk man it’s blue. it tastes like blue

was ist mit dem unsichtbaren fuß des marktes? 🥴

@thirdfructidor das ist mein leben