Son 5 roaming the house bored. "Why don't you play with Lego", "Already have, I built a jail"
The jail:
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David Madden
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David Madden
@moose56
So this is how Winston Smith felt
Bromsgrove (UK) Katılım Mart 2009
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@oraclebase twitter has never needed an unlike button more than now.
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Task for the day is to update 23 spreadsheets. Life has gone terribly wrong somewhere along the line.
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David Madden retweetledi
Great news! Hanbury Parish Council have secured the majority of funding needed for their new village Play Area! 10% of the money has to be raised by the local community so if you would like to help the project cross the finish line, please click here! gofund.me/1d7cb0c2
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David Madden retweetledi
"Just push the 'Update All Windows Devices' button, Akimov! How hard can it be?"
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@samlambert Introducing serverless reimagined. We call it brainless, now with AI
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it’s amazing how quickly 'serverless' became synonymous with 'i don’t want to think anymore. i just expect everything to work without having to understand it.'
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David Madden retweetledi
there’s been an entire class of companies that have destroyed the reputation of certain technologies by selling the idea “you don’t need to learn anything to ship”
saw it happen with nosql
happening with serverless now
ThePrimeagen@ThePrimeagen
this is such a good tweet serverless is truly the final boss of your web journey. it's simplicity and ease of starting masks the difficulties i am not saying it's wrong, it's just much more difficult to get right than the initial learning curve suggests
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I think every app becoming a messaging app has now been replaced with every app becoming a kanban board app
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Any political party whom makes it illegal for schools to change PE day at short notice gets my vote.
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@Phil_Sandford @wiffen_john Club statement. “Matt knows the club, he knows Tigers and he was immediately available”
Then on the 8th of July “Matt O'Connor has left the club by mutual agreement”
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@moose56 @wiffen_john He’s on the phone right now, to Peter Tom, bawling his eyes out as to how much he wants the job.
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“An announcement to be made ahead of the playing group’s return on July 1.”
On the head coach that is.
Credit where it’s due. If it comes off they’ll have moved pretty quickly to replace McKellar.
Leicester Tigers@LeicesterTigers
🗞️ 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 The club has accepted the resignation of Dan Palmer from his role as Scrum Coach. All other assistant coaches and performance staff, as announced earlier this month, have commenced work on the 24/25 season. leicestertigers.com/news/240626-co…
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Heatwave. Windows and back door open. Just had to fight of Shelob in the living room.
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@wiffen_john This just seems crazy. Bet a bunch of new signings will not be too happy
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Confirmation:
Leicester Tigers@LeicesterTigers
🗞️ 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 Leicester Tigers can confirm the departure of Dan McKellar from his role as Head Coach with immediate effect. The decision has been mutually agreed following extensive discussions regarding the club’s future direction. leicestertigers.com/news/240622
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David Madden retweetledi
I was trying to apply Klaus' 🐈⬛ flea treatment, but he got wise to it, and I ended up putting most of it on me. He's run out of the house, so I expect he is having a bath in a stream now...
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Scott Bryan@scottygb
Who would you get to host the results of the general election?
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