moses
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moses
@moosegrav
world-leading humorist and attorney. licensed to carry multiple phones.
san diego Katılım Mayıs 2026
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My uncle told me to buy 3 things:
1) Nvidia stock in 2011 @ ~$10/ share
2) Bitcoin in 2012
3) Compute as a service companies in 2022
Been encouraging him to make a profile and posting here. The smartest investor I’ve ever met and he has zero social media presence.
signüll@signulll
the other cultural equivalent of this is ppl buying bitcoin in 2011. what did these individuals know? & how did they predict the future so so well? if you find a person in this tweet category, you should treat them as your osho.
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@willchen500 I’m a wrapper of the midlevel who trained me, and he’s a wrapper of the now partner who trained him. So I guess it all evens out.
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There’s a thread on Reddit complaining about juniors being AI wrappers.
But many Biglaw partners are just associate wrappers.
They are only present on deal kickoff and after closing. In between, their value add is forwarding whatever the associates send to them or simply staying silent on the CC list.
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>be Chang Liu
>senior system electrical engineer at Apple
>8 years working on iphone
>january 2026: leave Apple to join OpenAI
>apple asks for laptop back
>ignore them
>lmao it’s my laptop now
>within HOURS of leaving
>message Yu-Ting “Alyssa” Peng, friend at Apple:
Liu: “I still have another computer”
>uses it to access Apple secret info
>within weeks, use HER Apple work laptop
>february 9: try Apple’s network storage
>cloud repo of confidential engineering files
>authentication bug. still works!
>message Peng: “LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny”
Peng: “I’m ready”
>while developing hardware for OpenAI
>download DOZENS of confidential files
>including a thousand-plus-page compilation of technical files
>including MLB (main logic board) manufacturing + testing presentations
>send Peng links to Apple’s proprietary folders
>point her to specific project data
>coach her how to copy files “to avoid trouble with the security team”
>tell her which confidential Apple materials to study before her OpenAI interview
>warn her another guy “fumbled” Tang Tan’s questions about a secret Apple project
>“download some info” for her to review
>tell her: switch to LINE Messenger so nobody sees this
>she gets the OpenAI offer, leaves Apple April 16
>meanwhile every message was left on APPLE-ISSUED WORK LAPTOPS
>july 10: Apple Inc. v. Chang Liu
>named first. before OpenAI. before Tang Tan
LOL
so funny
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@kevinbaum013 Great way to get fired. They only told us about a dozen times to specifically not do this.
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Fun fact: it's a violation of your ethical duties to upload confidential loans documents to a public LLM. Moreover, your clients will be extremely unhappy if they find out you're doing it.
WillC@willchen500
I have heard many anecdotes of associates getting a leg up over their peers by secretly using Claude while the rest of their associate class use Harvey and Legora which the firm provides. They are getting alpha over the rest and keeping quiet about it. In the future, bro should keep his love of Claude and AI to himself - let the seniors think he’s just using firm sanctioned AI or manual drafting like the rest of them while consistently producing great work products.
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@CJHandmer Worth noting that neither of the founders of 1517 thought “drop out of your undergraduate program” was advice worth taking
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If your university isn't making your whole class sweat a lot, you're taking a non-dischargeable loan for extremely expensive daycare.
Imagine taking a literature class that required less than thorough comprehension and analysis of ~20 separate books. What a joke!
The current Terraform reading list is about 75 texts. It's extremely obvious who has gone to the effort of *checks notes* listening to a book for a few hours while working out.
1517 Fund@1517fund
Just drop out of Harvard and read a book. Please. Ideally before you realize in 50 years that "you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library"
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@entoliberal @damintoell Howling Mutant (suddenly getting serious when a Dem (and only a Dem) is accused of a sex crime): ermm guys, rape is actually super problematic behavior 😐
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@damintoell You know it’s bad when Howling Mutant feels compelled to break character
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When the subject is rape and you’ve even somehow lost HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0
@ryangrim That doesn’t give him permission to rape her Ryan
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@damintoell The politics of the rapist are a total coincidence and in no way related to his condemnation, I’m sure.
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@soundblasterpro Boomer greed knows no bounds - “only I may have sex within these walls”
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Multi-generational homes only work in borderline sex-positive cultures. We don't have this.
Old Eastern societies knew sex was a fact of life. American boomers otoh will lose their minds if that happens under their roof.
flaw@flawedaxioms
This is legitimately a disaster that will have far reaching consequences over the next decades. Living with your parents during your formative early adult years stunts your growth and makes you miserable.
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This is so funny. Andrew Wilkinson doesn’t realize that doing the reverse stock splits to keep the price above a dollar affects the price you go public at. I’m actually crying here. What a big fucking idiot.
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@SellersCounsel Because people will have sex in there. Yes, they could have sex in any number of places, but they will 100% have sex in there, and then the firm will get sued if anything goes wrong
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@PatrioticMaxims @kyledcheney I’m a coastal elite, not a redneck. Shush.
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@moosegrav @kyledcheney Hey, dumbfuck redneck boy, why is this post still up?
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might not be immediately apparent that when EAs talk about taking "everyone's interests into account", they often mean the 500 quadrillion people spanning the local supercluster a million years from now
the practical, custodian interests of 300 million American can't compare
Richard Y. Chappell🔸@RYChappell
Sure, what could be more evil than taking everyone's interests into account? Seriously though, this common take rests on a misunderstanding of how people should be guided by moral theories. It's the misunderstanding that leads to atrocities. I recommend fixing it!
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@willchen500 Would a biglaw jr be able to make a jump to product? Any specific background that would be needed?
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I have been dmed by some lawyers (from associates to jr partners) who ask me whether they should take legal engineer roles in legal tech firms.
It’s attractive to them as a way to jump on the AI hype train and some places offer salaries that come close to Biglaw comp.
In general, I think it’s probably not a good idea.
In many cases “legal engineering” is in fact just sales. In startups, it is understandable that roles and titles are loosely defined. A lot of legal engineers end up cold calling and doing customer service. There is nothing wrong with that, but I think for a lot of lawyers this is not something that is palatable.
The industry as a whole is not particularly stable. While a few companies are growing very rapidly and hiring at unprecedented rates, there is a generation of companies that came before them that also raised a lot but then expanded too fast and are now doing brutal retrenchments.
The fall in prestige is also something to take note of. While you can always go from Biglaw to legal engineering (whatever that means) you can’t necessarily go back.
If you really want to jump, perhaps take a product role which will allow you to use legal tech as a springboard to jump into other tech companies in the future.
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Animals in human trappings enthrall us so and yet we question whether we are made in the image of god
𝓥𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝓚𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔠𝔰@VanceKovacs
Mouseguard! 🐭 ⚔️ visual development. Unfortunately, this one went under when Fox was bought by Disney. It was wonderful to explore the enchanting world of David Peterson
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@catrachiana Get a friend that owns yachts. Even if they are annoying, it cancels out
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when people talk about wanting friends that own boats it’s like have you ever met a boat owner. they’re so fucking annoying
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