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@Kalasinga_ Bora iko na luku

N55.

@njiiru I was just in for only two minutes bieb, er how now

@SaddiqueShaban @KenyaRailways_ Now this is something that’s long overdue, there are two angles to this: I want to experience my car at my destination and at the same time experience the “thrill” of SGR

Six years later, but the thought is now in motion, nevertheless. @KenyaRailways_ It's possible to carry passengers and their vehicles down to Mombasa and into Western Kenya in future, and back.

@callmeijeoma What kind of relationship are we talking about

6years of relationship ended just like that I’m not okayyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😭😭😭💔💔😭💔

@moneyacademyKE Got it more than two weeks ago on TestFlight iOS

Safaricom has officially merged the M-PESA App and MySafaricom App into one platform called My OneApp. Users can now make payments, manage accounts, and access services in one place

@Peterkiman76186 @Ohta_Ryota Mehn 😂😂

@more_issuez @Ohta_Ryota Saa hio fibula ikiwa imehung apo kwa msangao😂

Bana hii ni Boerboel mtu analeta bila leash? These bad ass MFs are even banned in some countries or designated as a 'Very dangerous breed'. Mko na mchezo sana😂😂

@1stEmir @archiemwas The size of the posterior is indirectly proportional to the content in the grey matter

@archiemwas These women hukua na very small brains, huwajui explaining makes things worse

Did it with a ninja with a car in his car while she was supposed to be "getting her hair done" alafu her explanation was, "babe I was very tippsy na ata nilikalia akamwaga. I didn't even enjoy it." I hate that mwendas place or whatever it's called. Cocktail za huko zilifanya my village babe akatekwa ata hakungoja wafike kwa nyumba. Mulima babes ni poison. Hope you happy hoe

@Mwaurakablak @archiemwas In this era why even live together, no one owes the other anything

@archiemwas Conclusion: If your anger is uncontrollably capable of killing, don't marry. Men just accepted this fate for the sake of family, children and status in society. Otherwise if you care less about the 3 above, don't keep a woman in your house in this era. It's not worth it.

@CydWambui He was talking of the feline 🤣🤣

"Whose pussy is this?" -Kamande wa kioi

@Peterkiman76186 @Ohta_Ryota Inapita na femur

@Ohta_Ryota Its bites a bite as three kilo of raw fresh just imagine how it can harm me mtu mkonde kama msumari😂

@Ohta_Ryota Na ule msee hutembea na ma German shepherd saba bila leashes

@otokyo__ Pharma/nutrition

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@SomoinaKapeen Umesema dunia ndio itatii

@DannyDailyNote @Reuters Benjie was clear: his goal is to obliterate any threats to Israel

@Reuters Israel hits different targets could signal to Iran that US cant control Israel reducing direct US responsibility while conflict continues

Israel launched a fresh wave of attacks on Iran on March 20, a day after President Trump told it not to repeat its strikes on Iranian natural gas infrastructure, which sharply escalated the US-Israeli war on Iran reut.rs/4sq2uJ8

@254_icon This one is in the making, it combines both apps and removes the mpesa app

My Safaricom app died a silent death. Nikama Safaricom waliamua kufocus na Mpesa app instead

@MrkhameneiSpoof I’m the one who actually pressed the button to launch the ICBM

@livingdevops Capitalism isn’t restricted to pharmas and telcos

- A sysadmin wrote a config file - That config file became a best practice - That best practice became a Stack Overflow answer - That Stack Overflow answer trained an AI model - That AI model became a $20/month coding assistant - That coding assistant now writes config files The knowledge you gave away for free is being sold back to you with a chat interface. And they’re calling it the future of engineering.

@KRACare Mtafanya nifungue parody ya WSR na niseme nimesamehe wasee wote wako CRB na niwaitishe donations za 2027 😂

Na nilikua nimewawuon😂

@brendankirotee There are instances of women giving birth in their sixties…

My mom is pregnant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm 24, my brother is 21 😭 and my mom is pregnant 😭 at 52 she still does it with Dad. For FFS he's 65 yrs😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

@yallmeetbenny @brendankirotee Are you speaking from an informed scientific factual viewpoint ama from discussions at your local 🤷🏾‍♂️

@brendankirotee How can a 52 years old woman get pregnant? That's biologically impossible