Phil /\_/\ 🐺 ◣ ◢

@Hilda_Ngatia @MmisterNobody ‘Actornaut’. ? 🤔

@MmisterNobody She can be an actor and an astronaut. Two things can be true at the same time...

Christina Koch, one of the Artemis astronauts, is also an actress in Mad Max: Fury Road. You’re watching a movie.

@Vicky1232989 @Elizabe13014545

@Elizabe13014545 I thought the camera scans your reg plate before you are allowed to get fuel? That’s why there is a slight delay sometimes.

1.2 million litres of fuel is being stolen in the UK every week. Perhaps motorists should pay at the kiosk and the cashier would then activate the pump for amount paid. Do not pay you do not get fuel.

@KathleenCShaw1 @Holy_Nazgul @cb_doge @grok I doubt you say excuse me when you stub your toe on the same piece of furniture.

@Holy_Nazgul @cb_doge @grok I do and I say ‘Excuse me’ when I bump into furniture. It’s just polite.

BREAKING: Grok saved another life. This time, a cat from Frankfurt. ♥️ A Frankfurt Photographer, Lars Maier credits Grok for saving his cat, Moritz’s life during an overnight diabetic ketoacidosis crisis. Grok instantly recognized the symptoms and told him: “RUSH to the 24h vet NOW!”— vets say 30 mins later would’ve been fatal. Moritz is home, eating, and recovering.

@Mikekim_mikekim @Tigerdog_1 @Ravenismeee I knew it as Bat & Ball. 👀

@Tigerdog_1 @Ravenismeee It was called Pong!

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@DavidJPIatt @DM_Laments @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS Yes it is… I copied and paste that from a web search. I didn’t write it.

@morejunkfromu @DM_Laments @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS The post is about digital displays.

🚨UK STORES TO INTRODUCE DYNAMIC PRICING What a dystopian society we now live in DIGITAL price displays will be going up in stores across the country so prices can be adjusted depending on WHO is purchasing This is scary [@GBNEWS ]

@DavidJPIatt @DM_Laments @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS This system aims to determine the maximum amount an individual customer is willing to pay—their "pain point"—rather than using a uniform price for everyone. *Uses loyalty club card profiles and facial recognition. 2 of 2

@DavidJPIatt @DM_Laments @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS Dynamic pricing in grocery shopping, often referred to as personalized pricing or surveillance pricing, uses artificial intelligence (AI) and customer data to set different prices for the same item depending on who is purchasing it. 1 of 2

@ferrofutures @LOTAMOSANA @Matt_Pinner

@LOTAMOSANA @Matt_Pinner 😂 that’s not a leg! 😂. That Dicks got a foot on it.

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

@eugene_ontwkklr @RealGreenLycan @YourAnonOne He couldn’t…. The pages were stuck together. 🤓

@RealGreenLycan @YourAnonOne That one should be bookmarked.

@RachelT1722 @Jenny_1884 I didn’t… I went in for 19.9%. That stung. 😳

@Jenny_1884 It's interesting every boomer says "we had 15% interest" well you all couldn't have bought at exactly the same time! 15% interest rates didn't last for 25 years! Also 15% on a small amount is better than 5% on a big amount!

When I married in 1981 we both worked & most of our salary went on paying the mortgage as the interest rate was 15% at the time. Everything we owned was 2nd hand & we never went out for meals as we couldn’t afford to. We rented our TV Went to the launderette every weekend as had no washing machine. Only had new clothes at Xmas & birthdays as presents. We went without until we could save enough to pay for something. It’s always been hard whether you are young or old. So those out there that think we had it easy we didn’t. Our governments are to blame, not the old.

@TheSystem_0 @paris466 @TansuYegen Only if your hands were clean prior to putting the glove on… and the there’s the sweat. 👀

@paris466 @TansuYegen Not only that, it will reduce infections, prevent pathogens, viruses, bacteria, stuff like tetanus from getting in contact with your wound and also preventing your blood from contaminating everything else

Black nitrile gloves absorb cuts that would slice skin, taking the damage your hands never see 🧤

@beryl_k4168 @saniyafatma1278 Put a fence up 7” into their property… It’s only 7” after all so your neighbour will not mind. 🤓

@saniyafatma1278 It will become a big problem when you want to sell your house. By leaving his fence on your property for more than 7 years, he can claim that 7 inches as his property. Pay for a survey. Have your attorney send a demand letter for him to move it. Protect yourself.

@Petershearer89 @AmyElli0ttDunne @Michigander1426 @fwskiiii On the plus side… a 70yr old woman could be fun. 👀

@Petershearer89 @AmyElli0ttDunne @Michigander1426 @fwskiiii Exactly… I personally wouldn’t chase after someone 20yrs younger. But if I worked with someone, we make a connection… then I ain’t going to go all high and mighty over a few extra years. I married someone 11yrs older than me and have dated someone 10yrs younger.

Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20)

@AmyElli0ttDunne @Petershearer89 @Michigander1426 @fwskiiii If that 70yr looks after themself, fit, healthy and looks better for their age than a lot of 50yr olds, then why not? …. However, I do have personal rule not to date anyone the same age or younger than my first child. (That gives me a maximum 20yr downward range).

@Petershearer89 @Michigander1426 @fwskiiii Why would a 50 year old want to date a 70 year old?

@KCMarieJones @Amelia558rs That’s bollocks… I prefer living alone so that I don’t have to zone out the constant yapping.

@Amelia558rs Yes, men cannot be alone. They need the validation of having a partner, I think, way more so than women.

Is that true?

@Ab_abdulwasiu @RealEmirHan It started out as clean water… as back in those days, they’d bathe once or twice a year.

In The Favourite (2018), Olivia Colman put a makeup sponge between her legs during the love scene with Emma Stone “So Emma had to finger me.” “I put a sponge there and said it’s all right. It was a wet sponge. Her face was a picture. She was going up my leg and horrified.”

@DrClownPhD #shART

Bring the meteor down 🤦‍♂️

@theXinhabitant @NoContextBrits I’m still looking for the Spam… 🤔

@NoContextBrits one of those peas

You have to remove one item. Which is it?

@PupHydrogen @engineers_feed How much Bling we talking?

@engineers_feed If hot to hot, nothing. If neutral to ground, nothing. If hot to neutral or hot to ground, you'll blow a fuse or cause a fire and the arc could send a spec of dust into your eye and bling you.

Question!