Maestro Presto

Removal of a Lenin statue in Kharkiv, 2014.

I was wondering why my cat was sleeping in this weird position but then i saw that his nail is stuck to the chair and he was too lazy to get it out

I believe that being trans makes one closer to God and that the act of transition is a sacred ritual. I'm not joking, this is my deeply held religious belief. Denying me HRT or discriminating against me for being a member of this religion is a violation of the first amendment.

when i break into someone’s house but they are watching interview with the vampire season 2 episode 5 “don’t be afraid, just start the tape”

this being the guy hunting animals twice of thrice his size . . . crazy madman

Fun fact: the reason why HIV was associated with gays and lesbians is because they reported the disease. The disease affects everyone including the straights, but they kept it hidden because most of them get/spread the disease to their spouse because of cheating/prostitution.

@abhussy ur so real for that

in a man’s bed one time i said i might pee and he said it’s okay i want you to and i came instantly ……

Knight and the enemy within - rust and rot

а мені подобається різноманіття пасок і начинок і посипок. воно нагадує мені, який шлях ми пройшли від перепічок зі щириці й гнилої картоплі до крафінів із фісташковою пастою. ми вистояли і вижили, і я б дуже хотіла передати здобну пасочку своїй бабі в голодний 46-й рік

“the trans bathroom”

Pride Quotes

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

@I_amZackk @Ovrnundr at least sizing is a little better. actual curve pieces

@Ovrnundr Not better than Zara or Uniqlo for the price, not cheaper than Nova or SHEIN

H&M will permanently close 160 stores in 2026

ADHDers will be like “I’m coping just fine!!” but then it turns out they’re making up for their executive dysfunction by skipping Very Important Things such as meals, sleep, cleaning, organizing, hygiene, paperwork, projects, hobbies, socializing, and exercising

@centipedestrian based

making bondage gear and a reflection shines back...

あまりに臭いから動物病院に連れていったら、「ハムスター界では魅力的な匂い」と言われた

A gay person attacking a transgender person is in desperate need of a history lesson.

transição de gênero