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@mostly_noir

Building things I like

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Тsфdiиg
Тsфdiиg@tsoding·
Microsoft doesn't want you to know this
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Gezegen ve İnsan
Gezegen ve İnsan@gezegenveinsan·
Bir çizgi film sahnesi hiç bu kadar gerçek olmamıştı;
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Sprinter Press Agency
Sprinter Press Agency@SprinterPress·
Trump announces that his attack on Iran is being postponed for "two or three days" at the request of the Gulf vassals
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Interstellar
Interstellar@InterstellarUAP·
Mexican Pilot Rafael Pacheco Pérez During His 1976 Flight: This is not Rafael. We come to you from another planet. We are using his body as a microphone. You need to understand that your species is on the brink of destruction because of nuclear weapons. The 23 year old student pilot was on a short practice flight near Mexico City when thick fog suddenly rolled in. His plane controls became completely unresponsive. He could not descend or turn the aircraft no matter what he tried. As he radioed air traffic control for help he began losing consciousness and blacked out. When Rafael woke up the fog had vanished. His plane was now flying level over open ocean in every direction. An hour had passed and he was hundreds of miles from where he should have been. Air traffic control in Acapulco had tracked him the entire time and was frantically calling his name. During that missing hour the radio recording captured his voice changing into a deep garbled tone that was clearly not his own. The entity speaking through him delivered the chilling message above while air traffic controllers listened in real time. They later described being deeply unsettled by what they heard. Rafael remembered nothing of the transmission or the events while he was unconscious. He regained control, landed safely, and was immediately approached by government officials. He never flew again. The audio recording of the incident still exists today. Reports claim Mexican authorities once tried to bury the case in official archives.
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Maybe one of the greatest scenes in television history
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Mo
Mo@atmoio·
The AI industry just invented a new job. Wait until you hear what it does.
nader dabit@dabit3

Forward Deployed Engineer is the hottest, and one of the most in-demand, jobs right now. Every major AI company is hiring including companies like @OpenAI @cognition @AnthropicAI and @Google If you possess a combination of soft skills (good communication), have an engineering background, and are up to speed on the latest and greatest in agentic coding you're probably able to land one of them. They pay well and offer a foot in the door to some of the fastest growing companies in the world.

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HANOĞLU Hakan
HANOĞLU Hakan@hanoglu_hakan·
🤣🤣🤣
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𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦
Trump hasn’t even landed in Beijing yet, and China has already removed half his props. Taiwan? No. Hong Kong? Internal affair. Iran sanctions? Illegal. Soybeans? Ask the competent authorities. Beautiful. He wanted a deal-making stage. Beijing handed him a rulebook.
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Sovey
Sovey@SoveyX·
The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸
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GB News
GB News@GBNEWS·
‘Indians shared confidential interview questions with Indian applicants’ Ex-Google contractor exposes how Indian “networks” hire other Indians to @StevenEdginton. Indians have become CEOs at major American companies, including FedEx, Google, Microsoft, T-Mobile and IBM.
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🌸𝕊𝕦𝕧𝕚𝕪𝕒🌸
If you think 2 daycare workers can raise 20 kids for other people effectively, but you don't think a mother of 3 can manage a home and kids without her husband constantly "helping"... You have been brainwashed.
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Ambigious Parking Ticket@mostly_noir·
You find the perfect apartment you want. Location, Design, Layout, etc. Don’t mind premium on it. You Apply, Japanese people be like “Fuck you, we don’t accept foreigners.” FML!🤦🏽‍♂️
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Pamphlets@PamphletsY·
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smoothie
smoothie@shedrinkswater·
Men do not fully understand this, but when a woman is deeply attracted to you, physical restraint becomes difficult for her. If the attraction is mutual, emotionally serious, and there is genuine resonance between both people, she will want closeness almost immediately, sometimes from the very first meeting, even if it is not technically a date. Your lips, skin, hair, voice, the structure of your body, all of it becomes heightened in her perception simply because your physical proximity intensifies what she already feels internally. The deeper the soul resonance between two people, the stronger the attraction tends to become. At a certain point, desire stops being purely visual and becomes recognitional.
mollie :3@vuse_lover

When you go on a first date and he doesn’t kiss you so you have to wonder am I chopped or is he just respectful

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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
Most of his tweets is all about "my wife" whereas she never worshipped him the way he worshipped her just to end up cheating on him with a guy who hasn't done a quarter of the things he did for her. You can tell his life revolved around his wife whereas she was getting her pussy filled with other men's cum while he was busy hustling to pay her tuition fees. When you tell men not to put women on a pedestal, they call you a misogynist. These are the kind of men who'll marry and never allow single men rest. It's either they threaten you to marry first when you talk about the evil committed by women or shame you for being single at a certain age, forgetting all it will take for them to come back crashing down to zero is one wicked act from their wife. At least, now his body can calm down. Nothing beats personal experience. At the end of the day, we'll continue using stories of men like this to remind other men never to over praise a woman or make her the center of your world because a good woman is still a woman. HAVE LESS FAITH IN WOMEN.
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