@RickShag @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d you don't know that the one who tells the truth is the one who likes big butts
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@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d "Does the other Sir Mix-A-Lot like butts?"
Whatever he says, the answer is the opposite.
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I will accept this as Your Eyes Rent slander. I will NOT accept this as Hadestown Epic III slander
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama
there are only three constants in life: death, taxes, and the fact that in a musical where one character spends the whole story struggling to write a song, the song they eventually come up with will be the weakest one in the show
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@Zingus5 been playing ufo 50 lately it's like having Video Game injected into my bloodstream
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i love when i'm writing smut and gdocs tries to tell me that I really meant to write "pulls off his dick" instead of "pulls off of his dick" like yup. thank you so much guys. I thought I wanted to write a blowjob but you're so right, that penis is getting ripped clean off instead
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You see this is a dillemma because it would be a funny joke about censorship if the movie was good, but then they wouldnt have a chance to make this joke, because the score would be higher.
Animal Farm: A Cautionary Tail@animalfarmfilm
Animal Farm: A Cautionary Tail is a HIT! See it for yourself in theaters this Friday.
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@flanthippe nah the hangover scene wasn't pearl clutching the joke was matt being like "wait average people in this theater find this funny" not "this isn't funny in 2026"
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When Nirvanna the Band the Show season 3 comes out and they walk back on the pearl-clutching from the movie and Matt Johnson says "faggot" again and the 20 y/o who's seen the movie 12 times but never watched the TV show sees the clip on Twitter and replies "he's reclaiming it 🥺"
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@owlthatissuperb i instinctively read it as "roughly", but really when i examine it i read "about". weird
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Weird that my brain thinks of “~” as a consonant
Max (Vibecamp June 18-21)@owlthatissuperb
Regardless of your original answer, I hope having seen the results that we can all agree blue is the right answer There’s a ~even split between “almost half the world dies” and “everyone lives”. If in some apocalyptic AI future we actually face this scenario, please, vote blue!
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cuddling nude with your partner is one of the best forms of intimacy you can experience. not even in a sexual way. Just being able to feel your partner's skin all over is the most comforting feeling ever
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If you see abusive m/f and go "eww gross too real it's just like my parents" and abusive same sex and go "oh em gee my toxic yuri/yaoi!!!! So transgressive and fun!"
It's because you don't see same sex relationships as real in the same way m/f relationships are.
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The blue carpenter bee. (yes, they are in fact real) these bees are mainly native to asia
similar to bumblebees, they are also non-aggressive
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Happy birthday Takaya Kuroda! 🎉
Let's wish him all the best @takayakuroda
#TakayaKuroda #黒田崇矢 #黒田崇矢生誕祭2026
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@tonijima @Bobbybrine_ rgg also has partnerships with cigarette companies
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@Bobbybrine_ its like they think cigarettes won’t cause lung cancer so they had to make up something else 😭😭😭
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kiryu doesn’t have skin cancer 🥀
Pubity@pubity
A recent study found that people with tattoos face a roughly 29% higher risk of getting skin cancer.
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