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@Bh2800 Wtf are you even saying? Is this how people talk nowadays?

@ZyzzPumps @ted_livingston I warned people about this trash for ages, and now teds back with another one, what a surprise! Vaughnwins has no integrity, can’t keep his word and now they’ve given him a place in their project because he is a yes man!

This is easily one of the most embarrassing launches I’ve seen. After scamming the #crypto space with $kin, @ted_livingston is back trying to drum up interest in yet another scam... but this time, he is the only one doing a monologue in his subreddit. Engagement is nonexistent

@bitcoinarchive 2035

What year do you think Bitcoin hits $1M?

Now how do I make this into one long post instead of these mini ones 🤔

significant policy interventions. Japan’s experience, where low fertility (1.3–1.5) led to economic stagnation (GDP share dropping from 18% to 4% globally), suggests a similar risk for the UK if trends persist --------- The government are obviously allowing all the migrants into

Rate of 2.1 needed to maintain a population Some projections indicate a global population decline by 2084, with rich countries like the UK facing earlier stagnation. If the TFR continues to drop (e.g., to 1.41 by 2027), the UK could face economic stagnation by the 2050s without

@obsidian_cap How about Ligma? $LIG

are directly listed tokens coming? Figma $FIG filed an amended s-1 yest ahead of its IPO. Includes 34 refs to potential issuance of “blockchain common stock” and/or “blockchain tokens”. This was ALL added in the amended s-1 as there were ZERO mentions in the orig 7/1 filing

@btconexchanges @TheTweetOfGod

What accounts should I add to my comments list? Doesn’t have to be crypto, anyone where you’d like to be surprised with the balance from time to time.

@btconexchanges 2,135,622.89

Hi @elonmusk , I sent you 0.1 bitcoin in 2017 and I'm still waiting for you to send me 0.2 bitcoin. Do you know how much longer I should wait?

You Wynn some, you lose some. Bitcoin

@Kisamaboss That bag feeling heavy yet. It's pretty late to jump into bitcoin but better late than never

@Kisamaboss $kin death it is. Sell and buy bitcoin

1000x or death $kin

@AdamBLiv @saylor @ladoger I wish i was smart enough to understand all this! I think ill just hold onto my 2 Bitcoin and hope i can stop working in 10 years time!

🔥HOW TO MONETIZE MSTR VOLATILITY LIKE A DERANGED OPTIONS SAVANT🔥 Remember this, kiddos: VOLATILITY is VITALITY. If you aren't buying the product @Saylor is selling... what are you even doing? We’re turning volatility into income streams so juicy they make corporate bond traders piss themselves and cry into their 3% yields. Let me introduce you to The MSTR Rate, Papa Saylor's dirty little secret yield farm, only instead of growing soybeans, it grows ungodly cashflow from implied volatility. And you're not farming it with pitchforks. You're harvesting it with gamma-fueled napalm. 🧾 SECTION 1: WTF IS THE “MSTR RATE”? Fellow $MSTR degens know this from the recent earnings presentation. The MSTR Rate is a simple annualized yield from rolling 30-day at-the-money (ATM) calls on MicroStrategy. That’s right, every month, some poor institutional schmuck terrified of missing another giga-pump is buying upside convexity protection from you, the deranged oracle of chaos. Current going rate? 103% annualized. Let me say that again. You can earn a three-figure yield selling call options on the most volatile stock in the S&P 500, just by existing. No scams. No rug pulls. Just a monthly reminder that Wall Street is addicted to hedging upside. You can call this "covered call selling" but really, this is VIOLENCE as a SERVICE. 🔬 SECTION 2: THE MATH BEHIND THE MADNESS Step 1: MSTR 30-day ATM call premium = ~8.6% of spot Step 2: Roll it 12 times. 8.6% × 12 = 103% Step 3: Laugh as NVDA, QQQ, and even the almighty IBIT limp in the rearview. MSTR = 103% call yield NVIDIA = 67% call yield IBIT = 65% call yield QQQ = 40% call yield That’s not a difference. That’s a class war. NVDA gives you dopamine. MSTR gives you meth-laced premium. 🧨 SECTION 3: WHY THIS PREMIUM IS F**KING FAT Let’s break down why MSTR’s options market is basically a money printer for the mentally unstable: Historic Volatility (HV): MSTR HV is 110%—highest in the entire S&P 500. This stock constantly convulses. Implied Volatility (IV): Implied is jacked even higher. Why? Because it gaps 2.9x Bitcoin in rallies and sends shorts to rehab. Market Structure: Options open interest = 82% of market cap. MSTY ETF, convert desks, vol-harvest funds, they ALL need calls. MSTR is the only megacap proxy for Bitcoin volatility that doesn’t trigger a visit from the SEC or Jesus. The demand for convexity is institutionalized schizophrenia. And you’re the guy selling straitjackets for 8.6% a pop. 💰 SECTION 4: HOW TO MILK THIS MONSTER Welcome to the menu of volatility farming: 🍔 1. Basic Covered Call (Long Stock + Sell ATM) Yield: ~103%/yr Edge: Double NVDA, 2.5× IBIT. Assignment risk? Who cares. You made enough in premium to buy back the shares and a boat. 🍟 2. Leveraged Covered Call (Margin + Call Sell) Net Yield: ~87% after 8% borrow Edge: MSTR has 6%+ daily turnover, you get borrow easier than you get a Tinder date after an earnings call. 🌮 3. Put Write (Cash-Secured ATM Puts) Yield: Mirrors covered calls Edge: You either stack premium or buy MSTR cheaper. Heads you win, tails you win harder. 🍺 4. Strangle Harvest (Sell 25 Delta Strangle) Gross Yield: ~145% Edge: Skew is steep, wings are gold. Just hedge before earnings or pray to Satoshi. Net after slippage and hedging? You’re still beating every hedge fund in the 13F filings. This is where you’re running a high-frequency extortion racket. ⚠️ SECTION 5: RISK MANAGEMENT FOR THE CRIMINALLY GENIUS Assignment Risk? Roll early once delta > 0.55. Don’t be a hero. Earnings Gaps? Buy cheap OTM calls. Post-earnings IV crush funds the hedge. Liquidity? MSTR is so deep it’s practically a liquidity ocean. $75B open interest, $5.7B daily volume. You could sell calls from a drone over Siberia and still get filled. 🏦 SECTION 6: STRATEGIC ALPHA FOR THE DERANGED ELITE This isn’t just about premium. This is a new frontier of financial warfare. 🧓 Boomers (Pensions & Family Offices): Replace your 6% muni ladder with 103% MSTR call yield and die richer than the trust fund brats you hate. 💎 Proper Degens: Run the Wheel of Saylor: cash-secured puts, get assigned, sell calls, use premium to buy spot BTC. Repeat until you’ve replaced your 401(k) with coin and cocaine. 📊 Risk-Parity Funds: Your vol targets just got a new toy. MSTR option income beats currency carry, beats commodities, beats God. 🎤 BOTTOM LINE: The MSTR Rate is a ritual sacrifice of fear on the altar of implied volatility. You’re selling a ticket to the most volatile spiritual experience in modern markets. A front-row seat to Bitcoin on leverage, wrapped in corporate paper, fueled by hysteria, and sold monthly to terrified institutions. So print the contracts. Pocket the premium. And tell your grandkids that Grandpa didn’t clip coupons - he sold FEAR. You want yield? Come and take it.

@BritishHodl I'll move there once bitcoin hits $3m

Best city on earth right now.

@Invincible_G2W @Vivek4real_ Is 100000 times higher enough?

@Vivek4real_ 100 times more is a fud SEND IT HIGHER

🇲🇽 MEXICAN BILLIONAIRE RICARDO SALINAS SAYS #BITCOIN IS GOING TO $10 MILLION 👀 “I SEE BTC AT 100 TIMES MORE” 🚀

@Kisamaboss @OneKinCommunity Lol I'll be back in 1 year. I'd say let's make a bet but the last idiot (Erik / Kinship) I made a bet with ain't paying and blocked me instead! Just remember I told u to sell and buy btc instead

@OneKinCommunity @mothlovin prob a fed trying to make me sell my bag before they 1000x it

@Nuotrix $kin has called it quits too. That team got $100m from their ICO LOL and they flopped. Ted was trying to talk shit about bitcoin but look what happened to his own project. Bunch of idiots

It’s looking 80% likely that the BullX team have called it quits. • CEO deleted his Telegram account. • Support team is non-existent. • Deleted a bunch of top earning referral links. • People are unable to claim rewards due to them not refilling their treasury. Be cautious!

@RickDLewis1 @cryptocom Wow. Even after all the bullshit you're still holding? Ted's not going to save you guys. He's gone in the wind like a smelly fart

@cryptocom $KIN. Still holding since Sept 2017.

Your best diamonds hands moment?

@CryptoKaleo It's even cheaper now lol

$KIN is too cheap imo