Hannah Collingridge

Pennine Bridleway guide book available for pre-order here: v-publishing.co.uk/books/mountain… Out May 6

@paulbesleywrite @jenscotney @VertebratePub @suzannaswims @heatherldawe @dribelad It's certainly tough being a Vertebrate author. I made them get me some flags though

Hey @VertebratePub how's about an outdoors cookbook 😁

@jenscotney @VertebratePub @heatherldawe @suzannaswims @dribelad He's also a big fat meanie at times. I've noticed this.

@mountainposture @VertebratePub @heatherldawe @suzannaswims @dribelad Jon turned down my ultrarunning cookbook years ago! 😢 maybe I didn’t bribe him with enough cakes when I pitched it 🤔

@VertebratePub @heatherldawe @suzannaswims @dribelad Hell, yeah.

@heatherldawe @suzannaswims @dribelad @mountainposture Don’t send money directly to the authors. They’ll only squander it.

@heatherldawe @suzannaswims @VertebratePub @dribelad Very shortly. We're just testing the pies that would make it.

@VertebratePub @suzannaswims @dribelad Truth.

@suzannaswims @dribelad @mountainposture Do you need an advance?

@CroPage @BlokeOnWheels And I can't remember who came up with it originally so it needs sharing far and wide.

@BlokeOnWheels In answer to "I hear you've been in an accident that wasn't your fault.." reply ecstatically: "The one where I lost my arm? Have you found it?" (Stolen from my bad friend @mountainposture )

What's your best line you've delivered to a phone scammer?

Just posted a video instagram.com/p/Cajr9Lggd8B/…

@gretchenpeters That's fine. I'm sure you'll find a song in there. Must be time for a new house burning song.

@gretchenpeters Yes! Hopefully this time. And bringing the dream team of you and @kimrichey. See you in Leeds.

@ThomasWelshie Tart

I may be pleased Grandpar has today off work…..

@mrsfatlad @keep_pedalling Blimey. There are a few photos of us out there from the last few years it's true.

@mountainposture just got a mail out from Velovixen and you and @mrsfatlad are on it… there’s no escaping you is there!!!

Side roads still snowy and it's freezing now so very glad we aren't going anywhere this evening. this time tomorrow it's forecast to be about 4 degs so I'll not bother digging the car out

@miketually Oh dear. That is unfortunate.

@Aviemoron Good luck with that one

First email of the morning from a civil engineer - “can you specify exactly what ‘tweak’ old jump take off ramp means” Hmmm, brews more coffee. #itsnotascience

@3216andy Me too 😂

@mountainposture Just what I need, another mtb related mug 😀

Ooh! I say

@simondbarnes The Beast is still there. Best bit of the red. Liked that bit so much we rode it twice

Whoever it was that warned me about the shit stone staircase at Thetford was dead right. Sucks all of your speed leaving the other side thrutchier than it should be.

@darwendashers @JakeBerry @Feargal_Sharkey Sadly I know what our career bumlicker will do already. 'Did your MP support the govt?' Yes, every single time.

@BrigantesAT Yeah, and a bit of a shapeshifter trying to include bike parks as new ones keep appearing. Which is awesome but..

@mountainposture I bet it's some undertaking!!

Meanwhile seeing as we're off to EAst Anglia this week for *all* of the trail centres and bike parks there I'll not be actually riding the crosser. although I daresay I could. Remember just because you can doesn't mean you should.