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I feel like we can find a way to teach elephants to use guns
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Squirrely Dan’s Overalls
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Squirrely Dan’s Overalls
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President, Foundation for Reply Guys Who Can’t Reply Real Good.
Hell, It Seems Katılım Aralık 2018
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"Like, are we kinda being pricks?"
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On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.
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They should put a buncha rings in Lord of the Flies and a shitload of flies in Lord of the Rings just to blow people's minds and whatnot.
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every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.
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Hahaha condoms that have already been opened is WILD
Lovers’ Guide 💟@guideforlovers
Never trust a woman who brings her own condoms
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@filmfae He’s probably like “damn. I guess she really didn’t like how the series ended”
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@SweatieAngle But not like a transient evil….one that is more permanent but I can’t think of the word
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Of course he’s scary - i mean just look at how fat and bald he is! Even though the lights aren’t on! Like - who does that?! Just sits baldly and fatly in the dark? Evil. That’s what.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at a freak in Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’.
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@ohcrapohno No and it’s about the only good thing left about this place
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You never know when you're gonna see a beloved mutuals full pussy on the timeline
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There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.
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Ok I know this has gotta be a stupid question but how come more women don’t go with the vertical rather than the horizontal (for lack of a better description) nipple piercings? Is it because they get caught on your clothes more?
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These people have moral ocd
🏳️⚧️ The Fandom Purity Culture Archive 🆓️🇵🇸@purity_culture
And that's how we end up with posts like this.
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POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat
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