Mark Kinghan

SPOILER ALERT: Men cannot get pregnant

@johnmcdonnellMP What do you want him to do? Order a pizza?

@ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice Thanks for the intro, Shabana. Looking forward to sharing our exciting new project with the British people.

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'It's game over for the BBC.' @PatrickChristys says 'heads must roll' after a leaked dossier revealed the BBC pumped Hamas propaganda into our homes. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member: gbnews.com/support

I call upon all of our supporters to stop the violence against innocent beer cans. And I call upon all left wing radicals to stop inciting violence against innocent people.

@Keir_Starmer Because 'phase one' was such a roaring success?

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 SAVE BRITAIN 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

@Keir_Starmer You do realise you’re the Prime Minister, right? You can actually do this stuff, you’re the one person who can. So with the greatest respect, shut up and just get on with it.

@Yosh_H6 @OasisPodcast So jealous, who you going with?👫👫 🧍🏿‍♂️

So excited for everyone going to Heaton Park, you are going to have the time of your life

@FBAwayDays @Yosh_H6 I wonder 🧐

Which football team has the most delusional fan base on here?

Lads, it’s Man United!

@racingblogger I think @kylestevenson4 is causing the market movement

Who the fuck is backing El Fabiolo? 😂

@Yosh_H6 Actually looks decent what he was cooking tbf

He's cooking again

@Yosh_H6 Was hard to see anything during the game with the Bolton ultras smoking their vapes

No better sight in football these moments (when its not you doing it)

@alexarmstrong Somebody needs a voice coach.

@Yosh_H6 just spotted the captain of HMS after the weekends result

🧘🏿‍♂️

@walshyt100 Hold my hands up and the better team won. Congrats on reaching the dizzy heights of 9th place 🙌🏻 ⛴️

@mouseyaa21 at least you’ll get stake back today on Charles to score with him not playing in the game