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@SubhasSadhu4 Why are you insulting the beautiful act of fellatio?

@Jerrmainewilson @CP24

#NEW: Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow joined @CP24 for this year's Caribbean Carnival Grand Parade. She says she's been "jumping up for three decades" and that it's the tradition that brings her back every year. Watch live here: cp24.com/local/toronto/…

@ThePunnyWorld Must be Phoebe. She already managed to get inside his house in past. #Friends

The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.

@CP24 Let's see if the people who rile against nudity in #Pride have issues with nudity in this parade.

Caribbean Carnival takes over Toronto this weekend. Police say they will have a ‘significant footprint.’ cp24.com/local/toronto/…

@MerriamWebster Why is traveller spelt as traveler?

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

@RaizerSays Drag queen

What do you call him in your local language? Ab ye mat kehna ki "see you in court"

@CityNewsTO Patrick Swayze needs to pay him a visit.

#NEW: Toronto police seek man wanted Canada-wide accused of running fortune-telling scam worth thousands. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/07/31/tor…

@ambedkariteIND Counselling for what? Exercising their rights?

The police have registered an FIR against Ruchika Singh for allegedly using abusive language against the Prime Minister during the protest at Jantar Mantar. In our view, this should not be treated as a criminal matter. People often resort to harsh or offensive words when they are deeply distressed, frustrated with the system or overwhelmed by pain and helplessness. The Prime Minister is a public servant entrusted with serving the people. If a young person, out of anger or disappointment, expresses themselves in an inappropriate way, the response should be guidance and understanding rather than criminal prosecution. The Government of India should demonstrate magnanimity and compassion by counseling these students instead of pursuing punitive action.

@BombayBasanti It can't be "Razia Sulatan", as Dharmendra is depicted as an African or "Siddi" in that movie.

Dharmendra with Hema Malini in this film scene. Can you guess this movie?

@amittalwalkar When did 1987 become vintage?

This image captures a famous moment from 1987, featuring cricket legends Imran Khan and Sunil Gavaskar in a vintage advertisement for the Indian soft drink brand Thums Up. The advertisement ran during a time of fierce cricketing rivalry and friendship between the two players. It was released around the time of Gavaskar's final Test series against Pakistan. The text in the ad translates to "Brave players show their true colors even in drinking!" Thums Up was known for its strong, carbonated flavour, marketed towards a "macho" image.

@MerriamWebster Just call them "Brinjal", and you should be good to go.

Why are they called 'eggplants'? Because they used to look like this. We hope this doesn't throw off your emoji game.

@CineAlpha1 He did don a turban in "Shalimar".

This is one of #Dharmendra's finest movies. It was also the first film in which he wore a turban and portrayed a Sikh character. 🔥 Can you guess the movie name? 🤔

@babubasu Didn't know you could read and understand Hindi. You talk in English like it's your first language.

"तानाशाह को सबसे ज़्यादा डर व्यंग्य से लगता है, क्योंकि व्यंग्य उसकी भव्यता के गुब्बारे में पिन चुभा देता है।" - हरिशंकर परसाई.

@Criminalsimpson Just to add, Homer is not joking about the third point.

Okay…I’m not gonna kill you, but I am gonna tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days: You’ve ruined your father, you’ve crippled this family, and BALDNESS IS HEREDITARY!

@Tsyduck Gravitational force is directly proportional to mass. If an apple can orbit Peter, Brian should have been automatically pulled towards Peter.

How has no one posted this one?

@Riddhishree27 Rekha - Khoobsurat, Ijaaazat and Ghar Hema Malini - Sholay, Seeta aur Geeta Shabana Azmi - Arth

Which actress delivered a performance so iconic that nobody else could ever live up to it?

@Math_files Math people would first need to know whether X belongs to, N,Z or C.

There are 999 others

@ndtv Since Muslims can perform namaaz anywhere, Hindus should be able to do pooja anywhere. #bhaktlogic

Passenger Lights Diya For Puja Inside Moving Train's AC Coach, Video Sparks Outrage ndtv.com/india-news/pas…

@leeman24 @CityNewsTO Wordle only accepts five words. The word you are looking for is "QUEER".

@mp256 @CityNewsTO How about “Fa*”?

#NEW: Durham police deputy chief retires after probe into alleged use of N-word at meeting. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/07/27/dur…

@CP24 Hate to see when people justify the stereotypes.

Uber driver charged after woman sexually assaulted twice in Burlington cp24.com/local/halton/2…