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@TheInSneider There's NO PLOT!!!!! There's nothing to put on screen to adapt the game. It's just military stuff. You can make the same movie and call it Battlefield....or War Movie. ugh.

BREAKING: Christopher McQuarrie to write, direct, and produce a movie based on EA's military video game BATTLEFIELD, which has Michael B. Jordan attached to produce and possibly star. The A-list package is being shopped to studios and aiming for a theatrical release... sorry, Netflix!

@unusual_whales Nazi III: The Revenge

Germany says it plans to build Europe’s most powerful military by 2039.

@Risen_SzN Payback? For what, not having to work?? I thought you hated that shit now.

Its so funny to see women think like this instead of facing reality that they have absolutely NO chance of winning that battle.

@Leooweb3 Nah, $5 Million isn't enough for super car league if you're smart. Sounds richer than you actually are so be wise. Unless you're still earning a lot and it's almost "guaranteed".

If you had a $5M networth. Would you spend $250k on a Porsche 911?

Rachel Brosnahan has a divine beauty! 👀

so the michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he killed his 17 year old sister when he was 6?????? or when he broke out of a sanitarium 15 years later to go on a killing spree????

@chefsevenn Use to? I still have a scrambled egg and toast sammich sometimes.

Did you use to eat egg sandwiches back in the day when times were rough

@AJSinclair2 @Cat5SMASHICANE Needs to have a better return policy and 18 yr warranty.

@Cat5SMASHICANE Maybe if it didn’t cost $50,000 more adoptions would take place

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Totally inappropriate and hilarious. He brings up a good point though. Why aren't orphanages advertised more? I can't tell you where my local orphanage is, and I think that's a problem.

@2unearth @Cat5SMASHICANE @JohnPot259 No one knows! That's the point. We don't even know if they exist anymore.

@Cat5SMASHICANE @JohnPot259 Do we really even have orphanages anymore? I know there’s a Boys Town kinda thing in Memphis. That’s what it used to be anyway. Don’t they farm them out to “foster parents” now?

@Isabella_im38 The moral of the story is women try to steal men's money 24/7 so be on your toes!!

She said one simple thinghe heard NONE of it

@ItsKingSlime If you fucked that many bitches, the odds are you probably have EVERY disease.

Cam Newton was FLABBERGASTED after Ray J revealed that he slept with over 11,500 woman & started confronting Cam for having a count over 10,000 as well 💀🤣 Cam kept denying Ray J’s claims and pulled out his calculator to start doing the math, but it still wasn’t adding up 😭👀

@retrocvnty I'm sure they're not going to wear the same clothes every day. I'd bet 100% they'll have the green shirt at some point.

It’s the lack of colour for me, I mean Shaggy isn’t even wearing a green shirt and Daphnes purple is too muted, I want them to be vibrant and colourful

@THEMarkEdwards1 @landofthe80s What?

@landofthe80s No, but the center square seems a bit queer. You know, not symmetrical.

Any idea of what this is?

In a US 🇺🇸 traffic dispute, 26-yo Elijah Wilks punched the other driver and pulled a gun on an undercover officer. Wilks was shot dead. Family alleged a racially motivated shooting, denied he was armed, then retracted after video emerged.

I’m sorry this is gross but I’ve been working out

@HaeSicks So you're a natural cutie? Flexing again?!?!

No makeup again to scare everyone away

@Dearme2_ Nothing. Go look at EVERY other animal species on this planet. What is their purpose? Grow, reproduce, die. We're no different. Everything is just a self replicating machine.

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for??

@ValhallaVice @omgjulissaa It's a fun game since you NEVER know what you're gonna get.

@omgjulissaa It’s a fine line between Heaven and Skunk infused diarrhea, lathered on 169 day old Cod

What does pussy taste like?

@omgjulissaa Lick your wrist. There you go.

@FSUBrando Going with that "crackhead prostitute" look.

Jesus fucking Christ