MIKE FISBECK

@peetscoffee y’all close all your Colorado locations…every airport location won’t take your app for payment? How do spend the 35 dollars I have left on my account?

so... this morning... Fizz accidentally called @BianchiWeather Chris Beyonce.... and I think it needs to stick! LOL

@jimbcbs4 @robinclutters Two words: Malort face. Take a pic!

Wonderful colleague and fellow Chicagoan @robinclutters couldn't believe I'd never tasted Malort. So she bestowed a bottle on me for Christmas. Any words of warning from someone who's had this stuff?

You get to choose one cereal-for the rest of your life… What is it? Frosted Flakes—(cracklin oat bran a close #2) And of course, let it get soggy 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

The JUMP TO RECIPE button is the greatest invention of our lifetime.

@juliefendrich @FedEx I said kind human.

@juliefendrich @FedEx I’m sure a kind human will figure out the mistake and your box will find its way to you.

@juliefendrich CONGRATS MAX

@juliefendrich T’s and P’s for you and yours.

Montucky Cold Snack is swill. Change my mind.

I have reached the point of the weekend where I’m dipping Flaming Hot Doritos into ranch dressing.

Day 6, @RepublicService. After being promised twice for a pickup. Ridiculous.

After 5 days, 3 missed pickup reports and 2 phone convos with your representatives, my trash still sits on my curb. My HOA’s patience is running thin and so is mine, @RepublicService

@juliefendrich The signs were there.

@juliefendrich Omg yes

Level Clear is my dancer name.

Letterkenny. What am I missing?

@richardmarx Take it for granite. *I'll see myself out...*

The term “Dumb as a bag of rocks” is a seriously underrated piece of genius. We’ve come to take it for granted. If I could find the person who coined it, I’d buy them copious amounts of top-shelf drinks.

@JGoRadio The night stalker crossover ep was great!

Anyone watching the Cecil hotel doc? Damn! Watched the first three episodes last night. Couldn’t stop.