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@HarryMaguire93 Yeah you should be there. Gutted.

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Joshnorton193 I think that’s the best I’ve ever seen!! 😎

I CANT SPEYK I CANT SPEYK😍 Some line up that

@SkyNews Bullshit 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: Net migration falls to 171,000 - a decrease of 48% on the previous year #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.sky.com/story/starmer-…

Pascal Gross in the Germany World Cup squad 🔥🔥😎 #bhafc

@GreatBritishMC What a melt that guy is.

The sisters of Louis Tomlinson have publicly claimed that he refuses to support them financially, despite having an estimated net worth of $60 million 😬

@Cultination1 Fuck off 🤢🤢🤢🤢

🇺🇸🤰👨‍❤️‍👨Pour AIDER SON FILS GAY, cette maman de 61 ans DONNE NAISSANCE à son propre petit-enfant conçu avec le sperme de son fils. En 2019, Cécile Eledge, âgée de 61 ans, a DONNÉ NAISSANCE à sa petite-fille, Uma Louise Dougherty-Eledge, le 25 mars au Nebraska Medical Center à Omaha. Elle a accepté de devenir mère porteuse gestationnelle pour son fils, Matthew Eledge, et son mari, Elliot Dougherty. L’embryon a été conçu par fécondation in vitro avec LE SPERME DE MATTHEW et les ovules de la sœur d’Elliot, Lea. Contre toute attente, Cécile a mené une grossesse sans complication majeure et a accouché par VOIE NATURELLE d’un bébé en bonne santé. Cécile N’A PAS HÉSITÉ un seul instant. Elle a déclaré : « Je n’ai tout simplement jamais hésité. C’était juste un amour inconditionnel. » Matthew était initialement sceptique en raison de l’âge de sa mère, mais les médecins ont donné LEUR FEU VERT après un bilan de santé complet. Matthew et Elliot ont qualifié cette NAISSANCE d’« histoire d’origine poétique ». Ils EXPLIQUENT à Uma que « tante Lea a donné la graine de la vie » et que « sa grand-mère lui a offert un jardin aimant pour qu’elle puisse s’épanouir ». (NBC News)

@jessica_lovee95 There’s no pretending here 🤣

A lot of single men seem completely checked out of dating now, like they replaced romance with gym memberships, football, and pretending they’re happier alone.

@EssexPR What’s currently British about our country right now!?

Brilliant, he speaks for me.

@Everton Please win for football.

On to the last game of the season. 🔵 #TOTEVE

@DjedSpence Delap is fucking awful

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GriftReport How dumb can you be 🤦‍♂️🤣

The Sun's Clemmie Moodie claims she has has exposed Katie Prices new husband Lee Andrews as a conman who even conned her! She claims he has NOT been kidnapped and is wanted by Interpol!! More in the video below and a link to her article in todays Sun thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3…

@NotFarLeftAtAll 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we all falling for this in 2026! ?

Katie Price thinks Lee Andrews has been kidnapped in Dubai…

@spaceandtech_ Yeah ok mate

🚨 Retired US Navy Rear Admiral Tim Gallaudet says aliens are operating within Earth’s oceans with intelligence and technology more advanced than humanity.

@SkySportsDarts Fuck off

Luke Littler receives MBE from the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle 🎖️🎯

Southampton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is fucking mental

@KieranMaguire Superb stuff

Joao Pedro, who left a club of the stature of 'small club' Brighton for Chelsea to enhance his chances of being picked for the 2026 Brazil World Cup squad, fails to make the cut and is overlooked in favour of strikers from Brentford and Bournemouth.

@WatfordFC @DeJesusofiicial Average player

JP10 appreciation post 💛

@FabrizioRomano @neymarjr Is he even fit!?

🥺🇧🇷 The moment when Neymar Jr got called up by Carlo Ancelotti… @neymarjr 🎥

@CFCms3 🤣🤣🤣

🚨Joao Pedro has removed Brazil 🇧🇷 from his bio ❌

@SkySportsPL Joao Pedro humbled with the karma.

BREAKING: Joao Pedro, Andrey Santos and Richarlison have all been left out of Ancelotti’s 2026 World Cup squad for Brazil.