John

My favourite tweet of the year by far

@ayaandane29 @NepentheZ @LFC4LYFY I'm 41 and have been playing video games since the mega drive era. Entitled kids these days think there is an age when we all stop playing. You ever seen the old 80 something fella playing battlefield? He'd absolutely rinse you.

@NepentheZ @LFC4LYFY 40 year old man still playing fifa😭

that's NEVER a pen

@wolfmiloember @VeryBrexitProbs Well done for missing the point of the original post. It wasn't about who's bigger, it was about the fact Europe doesn't need to rely on America world police to look after us. 😎

1.) The United States of America has the first, second, third, and fifth largest Air Forces in the world (US Air Force, Navy Air Force, Marine Air Force, Army Air Force); 2.) The USA has 14 Ohio Class Ballistic Missile Nuclear Submarines; 3.) The USA has 9 CSGs, each with the firepower on their own to take on 83% of the world's naval power at once... and we have NINE!!; 4.) The USA has the single largest fleet of ground vehicles and aircraft of any country on earth; 5.) The USA **invented** fifth and sixth generation fighter aircraft, the UK and France (and the rest of Europe) has not yet moved past fourth generation; 6.) The USA has a fleet of well over 500 vessels in active duty, including Aircraft Carriers, Submarines, Destroyers, and Frigates; 7.) The USA is currently testing Railguns, a technology no other country can currently afford to produce; 8.) The USA has over 5,000 nuclear warheads; 9.) The USA built or helped to build a vast majority of military bases currently in Europe. We know your places inside and out. So, the next time you feel like saying Europe is powerful, remember that Europe doesn't come close to the military might of Russia or the USA. If the USA pulls out, Putin steamrolls the lot of you within weeks. If the USA and Russia decided to tag-team Europe, the war would be over in a matter of days if the USA and Russia decide to say "fuck the Geneva Conventions." There is literally not a single thing Europe has that America doesn't have the version that is 50x better.

MAGA thinks Europe can't defend itself without America. Here's what they don't know. 1. France and Britain have 515 nuclear warheads and 8 nuclear missile submarines. 2. European defence spending hit €481 billion this year. That's more than Russia and China spend combined. The EU's ReArm Europe plan is mobilising another €800 billion. 3. European countries have over 1.7 million active troops. Russia has 1.3 million. 4. EU and UK air forces fly over 1,400 combat aircraft. Their navies have five aircraft carriers, over 60 submarines, more than 120 frigates and destroyers. 5. Europe has over 6,000 artillery pieces and that's before the biggest rearmament wave since the Cold War. Poland alone is adding 212 new howitzers. 6. The British SAS invented modern special forces. The US copied them to build Delta Force. From France's Foreign Legion to Poland's GROM, Europe's elite units are among the deadliest on earth. 7. Europe already has joint military commands ready to fight. The UK leads a 10-nation rapid reaction force across Northern Europe and the Arctic. Finland alone can mobilise 900,000 trained reservists all prepared to fight in arctic conditions. 8. Europe has its own satellite navigation (Galileo), its own defence programme (75 active projects) and is building its own rapid deployment force. The "helpless Europe" story was never about defence. It was about keeping Europe dependent and buying American weapons, relying on American intelligence, following American foreign policy. Thanks to Trump, that now ends.

@bankersguide @DailyIranNews Devil's advocate here but if that was the case why is Trump threatening to "end a civilization tonight"?

@DailyIranNews There are no missile bases left ! This is all fake posturing. Iran can do nothing. Maybe they have a few drones left in a cave that can blow up a small car. Iran has nothing, they pose no threat. This is media propaganda.

🚨 BREAKING IRGC Missile Command: ​"We announce the end of all targeting restrictions. We will strike infrastructure in a manner that will deprive the United States and regional countries of oil and gas resources for years to come. ​Orders have been transmitted to local missile bases, and operations will begin immediately."

@Keir_Starmer But let the hate preachers and genocidal anti Palestine folk carry on? You need to go.

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@Boro I'd rather have Guzan back in goal.

Swansea ahead at the break ⏸️

@Frio_river @real_shirelass Absolutely they could. Biggest and most technologically advanced military force, land sea and air in the world.

@real_shirelass Could the U.S. take on a Russia or China alone?

Does anyone else think that President Trump is going to announce tonight that the US is going to pull out of NATO?

@hhhakka09 @Boro @Boropolis If he hasn't pushed through by now then it's thanks for your efforts and move him on. We aren't a charity just for young localish lads

@Boro @Boropolis good academy prospect no.572 gone for peanuts

Sonny Finch has joined South Shields on a permanent deal, following an initial loan move. Everyone at MFC wishes Sonny every success for the future.

@FGZNews FC26 biggest problem is the authentic and competitive modes. Just have the one authentic style. Ultimate team is boring without weather effects, slower paced football etc

🚨 FC 25 and FC 26 are being voted as the worst FIFA games ever. The downfall of this game, is genuinely hard to fathom, so much potential, and wow. I would say FC 27 has to be amazing but do EA really care?

@NorwichCityFC Superb Will draw bites for sure.

Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road - new dates now available. Terms and conditions will most definitely apply 😬

@Mutant_Menace Who the fuck wanted season 1 of Iron heart nevermind a second season? 🤣

No Wandavision, Ms Marvel, or iron heart season 2 but we're getting a Wonder Man season 2?? Oh okay ......

@Arsenal Embarrassing performance that's my opinion as a neutral. Pep doesn't like teams up in his face, never did at Barca never did at Bayern. Yet you lot let them play the game like a practice match on Thursday training. 🤣

Full-time at Wembley Stadium.

@OlatoberuB14050 @eiraaaor3 An 11 year old girl smiled at her and this one hit wonder went nuclear. Nobody will know who she/he was/is in 5 years

The fact that she's a celebrity doesn't mean she can't have boundaries and her privacy too. These people are also humans that wants to feel like a normal person sometimes. No one should ruin that moment for her. Not even a kid. The fact that it's a kid that disrupt that peace doesn't mean she's not in her right to be pissed also. You all should get a life and let her be.

@Boro Shite. Again. Playoffs it is where we'll be beaten in the first game.

A point apiece.

@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher None. Earls Court in 95'

Which do you think is the best out of these 3 iconic Oasis gigs? - Maine Road 96 - Knebworth 96 - GMEX 97

@TheCinesthetic A superb film. Really enjoyed it. Infact I'm gonna watch it again this evening.

Knowing was released 17 years ago. The film’s ending took a bold sci-fi turn that divided audiences, shifting from a grounded mystery into a larger cosmic explanation that recontextualizes everything that came before.

@GregBaldwinIroh Add grated cheese and melt it on top of the beans under the grill.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@Southpawer Papoose clout chasing?

Papoose name-drops Eminem again in another diss-track aimed at 50 Cent. 👀👀 This time, he dropped +5 minutes diss song to Fifty and it sounds pretty good. Listen to it in thread below and tell me your opinions.

@BritishJunker @secondtierpod 2 wins and 7 goals in the last two games both of which were away. Yeah dropping like a stone. It's a marathon not a sprint, most of us expected mid table at best at the start of the season, we will be fine. 😎

@secondtierpod Cov found their form again and should be fine to go up automatically. Boro are and will continue to drop points. Hull have the most favourable remaining fixtures & should win their next 3 to put pressure on that 2nd spot. Can see 2nd going down to the final day.

The race for promotion is HOT 🔥 Who's going up?

@MirabelTweets1 Nothing will happen

To my fellow Brits who follow me on this app : stay vigilant because Israel’s false flag attack on our soil is imminent.

@ivanlapanje Thought it was just me. Everything feels disconnected both for me and against me

Don't know what EA have done with this latest patch but game feels really weird. Inconsistent actions, passes flying everywhere, tackling inputs failing to work, players stumbling around etc. Maybe the servers are just extra fried rn?