Keith Bell

@AlexMiller91 Hmm. Multiple personalities.

Just bobbed my head in on my holiday to see that I’ve gone from being a ‘f’ing happy-clapper’ on Monday to someone who ‘funnels doom-mongering anti-Wednesday bile’ by this afternoon. All this while I’ve been up a hill in Kendal, without writing a word. Impressive. #SWFC

The obligatory daily trail. @ Longparish instagram.com/p/CCdV71NHcpr/…

Just posted a photo @ River Test, Hampshire instagram.com/p/CCdV0RGH596/…

On the way home from Tesco's. @ River Test, Hampshire instagram.com/p/CCdVun9HwYC/…

On the way home from Tesco's. @ Longparish instagram.com/p/CCdVkPEHtT6/…

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet #SuicideAwareness

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet #SuicideAwareness

Government and councils: For government to make anti-bird netting on buildings illegal chng.it/BhRGWpP4 via @UKChange

Government and councils: For government to make anti-bird netting on buildings illegal - Sign the Petition! chng.it/smMdpQcW via @UKChange

@ThatTimWalker @ldrscke 🤪✊🇬🇧 twitter.com/paddydocherty/…

@okaishawty Having children doesn't make you a parent any more than owning a piano makes you a pianist.

@PhilRickman We've raised a generation who are only capable of taking things at face value. Perhaps during the current education shutdown, they missed the scheduled lesson on irony.

If they're deprived of it, we may face another declaration of war.

And Germans say they love a certain episode so much they run it every Christmas on TV.

@DJJustJ @itvnews We live in increasingly Orwellian times.

@DJJustJ @itvnews The humour is in exposing the bigotry of certain types of English "characters" from that time not in the use of the "n" word. We are laughing at the characters because they are obviously idiots.

"Don’t mention the war." UKTV removes classic episode of Fawlty Towers over 'racial slurs' itv.com/news/2020-06-1…

@BBCNews Colourised? Don't you mean coloured? Or is this part of our stealthy transition from Great Britain to Airstrip One?

Charles Dickens: Black-and-white photos of author colourised bbc.in/3cuqGCm

@cassa1960 @BBCNews Parents don't want to send their children back to school for safety reasons and you blame teachers for that. Duh...

Newspaper headlines: 'One million pupils stay home' as schools open and rules ease bbc.in/2yP4epC

@JonWilksMusic The Rock Garden in Middlesborough brought punk th the north east when I was a student there. Great beer sodden venue. Saw the Undertones there, one of the best gigs I ever went to.

@CheritonPhil @68Trooper68 @itvnews The resurgence has already begun in South Korea. You've only got to look at the number of people crammed onto our beaches to realise that the number of infections will rise over the next few weeks. Not sure what furloughing has to do with the safety of children's families.

@68Trooper68 @itvnews Lets just pick a date out of the air..Why not middle of July or maybe if you are getting furloughed at 80% we could make it end of August?..

The public has been warned to remain cautious as lockdown restrictions are ease further, with one expert claiming the UK could face a resurgence of coronavirus cases itv.com/news/2020-05-3…

@jimkyle90 @BBCNews That's because schools haven"t been fully open. Only a small percentage of children and a low number of staff members in school at any time. Ok, so the risk to children is low but think about the adults in their families if kids pick up the virus at school and carry it home.

No decision on whether all primary school children in England go back to school next month bbc.in/2XaGhTj

Boris Johnson resorts to bluster under Starmer's cross-examination | John Crace theguardian.com/politics/2020/…