Disgruntled Pelican

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Disgruntled Pelican

@mrs_danderfluff

Lover of many long books and one short man. PK/Elementary art teacher. (She/her)

Katılım Eylül 2010
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Natali Simmonds
Natali Simmonds@NJSimmondsbooks·
Just got back from seeing Project Hail Mary and it was utter perfection. Basically it's Castaway in space. I'm not even a huge sci-fi fan but I laughed and cried and developed a thing for bespectacled men in cozy cardies
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
Can we keep Project Hail Mary in theaters until the end of his term? Please?
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
@starcomct I was describing the Robby situation to my husband last night and he said, “Why… do you watch this show??” 😬
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-mandy | pitt s2 spoilers
'amor fati' (love your fate) more like 'memento mori' (remember you must/will die)... tomato tomahto oh this show is evil
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
Was having a bad dream and when I finally woke up I was relieved for a moment, but then I remembered the state of EVERYTHING
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
@jbillinson In “The Runaway Bride”, Richard Gere’s character (a reporter) has a cat named Italics. There’s a photo of his cat in his office at the newspaper.
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
I’m almost out of back episodes of The Great Pottery Throwdown and I don’t know what I’m going to do when they’re gone 😭😭😭. This has been my mental health preservation show
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
My six year old loves to FaceTime his cousin and play Barbies with her and honestly it’s adorable.
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mark
mark@TheCatWhisprer·
*puts in airpods* AIRPOD: ready! OTHER AIRPOD: i don’t think so
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Robbie Fox
Robbie Fox@RobbieBarstool·
Grace's Fox sweater is my Marty Supreme jacket
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
@offbeatorbit At first I read this as Matthew Rhys was a contestant on Jeopardy and I was about to run to YouTube looking for clips ☹️
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Ashley Reese
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·
Matthew Rhys was a Jeopardy answer and nobody on the stage got it. FOOLS!
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
@EliMcCann I saw someone somewhere who put theirs into a piece of pool noodle with a cutout on top for the buttons 😂
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Eli McCann
Eli McCann@EliMcCann·
Find someone who loves you as much as Apple loves to make a remote that is so tiny and slippery that you lose it every time you sneeze and then have a nervous breakdown searching for it.
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Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
My favorite thing about x is that when someone posts about cute dogs then everybody replies with pictures of their cute dogs too.
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Bec Shaw
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
what are your favourite non-english speaking thrillers or horror or mystery films? im talking anything from Burning to Cache to Memories of Murder to The Orphanage to The Sadness to Red Rooms, i want ur personal recs of the best
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365moviegirl
365moviegirl@zoeelizabethjpg·
Watching The Green Knight for the first time and it’s dawning on me just how much I’ve been slacking by not spending every single second of every single day shouting to the heavens and/or to anyone within earshot about how ridiculously gorgeous Dev Patel is
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Disgruntled Pelican@mrs_danderfluff·
@HenpeckedHal My eyes literally flew open at 4am with the realization that I had forgotten to switch the laundry
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Henpecked Hal
Henpecked Hal@HenpeckedHal·
You’re not really a parent until you wake up in the middle of the night to transfer clothes from the washer to the dryer so your kids have something green to wear to school on St. Patrick’s Day.
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