Disgruntled Pelican

@NJSimmondsbooks If The Gos looked at me like that for even a second my head would explode

Just got back from seeing Project Hail Mary and it was utter perfection. Basically it's Castaway in space. I'm not even a huge sci-fi fan but I laughed and cried and developed a thing for bespectacled men in cozy cardies

@michaelpfreeman I teach 4th graders and this is insulting to their intelligence.

“Account” is unnecessary here.

Can we keep Project Hail Mary in theaters until the end of his term? Please?

@jowrotethis Well we LOVE it!

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

@starcomct I was describing the Robby situation to my husband last night and he said, “Why… do you watch this show??” 😬

'amor fati' (love your fate) more like 'memento mori' (remember you must/will die)... tomato tomahto oh this show is evil

Was having a bad dream and when I finally woke up I was relieved for a moment, but then I remembered the state of EVERYTHING

@TheBloggess JANE AUSTEN is restricted??

Today they banned my book. Here’s what I want you to know: thebloggess.com/2026/03/25/tod…

@jbillinson In “The Runaway Bride”, Richard Gere’s character (a reporter) has a cat named Italics. There’s a photo of his cat in his office at the newspaper.

what else am I missing here

@facetedcarapace He steals every scene he’s in for sure.

this show is worth watching just for Johnny Pemberton's character

I’m almost out of back episodes of The Great Pottery Throwdown and I don’t know what I’m going to do when they’re gone 😭😭😭. This has been my mental health preservation show

My six year old loves to FaceTime his cousin and play Barbies with her and honestly it’s adorable.

@TheCatWhisprer My left AirPod has been intermittently deceased for MONTHS

*puts in airpods* AIRPOD: ready! OTHER AIRPOD: i don’t think so

@divalectics I cannot stop laughing at this

@RobbieBarstool He definitely dresses like a teacher 😂

Grace's Fox sweater is my Marty Supreme jacket

@offbeatorbit At first I read this as Matthew Rhys was a contestant on Jeopardy and I was about to run to YouTube looking for clips ☹️

Matthew Rhys was a Jeopardy answer and nobody on the stage got it. FOOLS!

@EliMcCann I saw someone somewhere who put theirs into a piece of pool noodle with a cutout on top for the buttons 😂

Find someone who loves you as much as Apple loves to make a remote that is so tiny and slippery that you lose it every time you sneeze and then have a nervous breakdown searching for it.

My favorite thing about x is that when someone posts about cute dogs then everybody replies with pictures of their cute dogs too.

@Brocklesnitch Shows, not films, but Giri/Haji and The Eternaut on Netflix are both fantastic.

what are your favourite non-english speaking thrillers or horror or mystery films? im talking anything from Burning to Cache to Memories of Murder to The Orphanage to The Sadness to Red Rooms, i want ur personal recs of the best

@zoeelizabethjpg He is the DREAMIEST

Watching The Green Knight for the first time and it’s dawning on me just how much I’ve been slacking by not spending every single second of every single day shouting to the heavens and/or to anyone within earshot about how ridiculously gorgeous Dev Patel is

@HenpeckedHal My eyes literally flew open at 4am with the realization that I had forgotten to switch the laundry

You’re not really a parent until you wake up in the middle of the night to transfer clothes from the washer to the dryer so your kids have something green to wear to school on St. Patrick’s Day.