Mr SleepLess

@theliamnissan Is there a term for UK Trump fan-boys? Canadian's have Maple MAGA, can't think of a UK term other than spunk-bubble morons.

But I'm not even from the University of Kentucky

There's a bit in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (written in 1979) where the heroes come upon an intergalactic flight has been grounded for thousands of years. Its automated systems told it not to launch until it was fully stocked up with lemon-soaked paper napkins, for the comfort of its passengers. But the surrounding civilization collapsed, and the napkins never arrived. Consequently it put all the passengers into hibernation (waking them once every few hundred years for coffee and biscuits) until such time as another civilization might arise, and restock its lemon-soaked paper napkins. The Guide is a more accurate and prophetic account of modernity than most Very Serious Science Fiction writers could dream of creating.

@TheJadeWarwick @JoeyMannarino @ValentinaForUSA please let you be community noted and ratioed into oblivion.

Keir admitted to denying visas of anyone set to speak at Unite the Kingdom rally, led by Tommy Robinson, this Saturday in London. Including Americans such as @JoeyMannarino and @ValentinaForUSA This is clearly a violation of the 1st amendment and exposes Keir as a liar.

I made a paper pyramid for my cat, and it reminds him of the old days

@theliamnissan I'm surprised Trump's not tried to get one that's bigger than the Statue of Liberty.

MAGAs be out here literally worshipping a 15 foot tall golden statue of Donald Trump and then telling gay people they're going to hell

During the 2020 COVID lockdown, a bored student named Josh challenged every other Josh he could find on Facebook to meet up and fight for the right to keep the name. One year later, nearly 1,000 Joshes actually turned up to a random field in Lincoln, Nebraska, USA, armed with pool noodles, for a free-for-all battle. The ultimate winner was a four-year-old boy named Josh Vinson Jr.

@theliamnissan Garage, cause he loves to fly to the US to take Trumpy's mini in his mouth, rather than do his actual job?

British politician Nigel Garage™ is available. Run don't walk my European friends

@theliamnissan @RobSchneider Mark Hamill also, unlike Rob Schneider, actually has an ongoing acting career.

@RobSchneider He wished for Donald to live long enough to see the devastation he has brought about

Mark Hamill is a sick demented partisan and a disgrace to decent Americans…

@Aberduelist What's their pricing compared to Thistle Tavern nowadays? I know Geek Retreat head office charge a lot per month (at least 8% of monthly turnover), but I'd have thought they'd change prices to be more competitive, and reflect that they don't have the overheads they did before.

Our old geek retreat that was run into the ground and rebranded has just posted this abomination of an AI poster for blazing dominion actually embarrassing and they wonder why they went bust the first time

Just because you fit in, doesn’t mean you’re in the right place

The real reason your morning train was delayed.

You interrupted their business meeting.

new roommate unlocked

@TheReviewsHub @Hamps_Theatre Gerard, not Gerald

When your grandma loves to crochet but is also cool 📸Stephanie Pokorny / crochetverse

In 1919, James Cowan Smith gave £55,000 to the National Galleries of Scotland on one condition: a portrait of his dog Callum had to remain permanently on display. It is still exhibited today.

Be careful where you sleep: a tale in three photos. Magnus the walrus today on the north east coast of Scotland, getting careless with his naps. Photos by Liam McBride: facebook.com/groups/scotlan…