Michael Schlabach

@TalkinBaseball_ It feels like the rest of the Royals (Maikel Garcia excluded) have been sleep walking since.

Carter Jensen has a .316 average and 1.223 OPS in seven games since he overslept

@RealSpitfire @macrojo3 It’d be like an imploding black hole.

Swalwell should take the rest of Congress down with him. 90% of Congress is as dirty as Eric.

Two hills I will die on: 1) Pass the Save America Act. 2) No amnesty. Deport illegals.

The pope is still tweeting passive aggressive statements about war, evil, arrogance, and profit in the midst of Trump’s strikes on the Iranian regime. He didn’t tweet when the Ayatollah massacred tens of thousands of protesters. He didn’t tweet when Nigerians were massacred by Islamic militants on Palm Sunday. I left Catholicism under a good pope (JPII). My doctrinal disagreements were too great to overcome, but I respected him nonetheless. I’m relieved not to be under the authority of a bad one. I pray for my Catholic brothers and sisters in Christ and their discernment in these trying times.

🇺🇸When the Pope designated a Muslim prayer room in the Apostolic Library. He is no longer my Pope.🇺🇸

Trump cheered at UFC 237. The internet would lead you to believe this would never happen because "MAGA is dead" The internet is not real life. Don't fall for the psyop. Ditch the grifters.

D'Y'know what pissed me off? All these feicin' "celebrities" that are entirely silent on the Irish fuel protests. All the wankers, especially the Irish ones, who built their entire career off the backs of the troubles, and the struggles, and alm their songs about the rebellion and the black n tans and bloody Sunday, and all their endless sanctimonious utter shite, and now the grandchildren of all those rebels face the same battles and tyranny, they're all so silent you could hear a spider fart. Where's Bob fking Geldolf and that gobshite Bono? Where are they all? Cant they see its the same fight, for the same reasons, just this time their own government? Absolute fking cowardly nut-sackless gobshites, all of them.

I ain't going to lie y'all when I asked Jesus into my heart I was in a crack house doing what people there do! I'm ashamed I had to meet my Savior at such a place but at the same time I am grateful! Jesus came to save the lost & He will go anywhere he needs to to meet the lost!

@SlangsOnSports Hit him third behind Bobby and Maikel and let’s score some damn runs.

Carter Jensen is the only player so far in this young season with multiple 111+ mph home runs. He now has 3, with a 113.7 mph tonight He’s the first Royals player with 3+ in a calendar month since Jorge Soler in Sept 2019 First rookie with 3+ in a month since 2023 Elly De La Cruz in July

@Milajoy Only Democrats would implement that game plan.

If the GOP wanted they could nuke the filibuster, pass ALL of Trump's agenda, then they could pass the filibuster INTO LAW so that Democrats couldn't ever use it. Thoughts?

@TXPatriotUSA @DocPeteChambers I spoke to a lot of people here and not one of them were voting for Abbot. I was surprised at the separation when the results came in.

I don't know anyone who voted for Abbott. @DocPeteChambers is who people want.

Patrick Mahomes' TECMO BOWL trading card 🔥

@Topps Damn it that is sick! How much is that thing going to cost?

I would agree.

🚨 BREAKING: One of journalist Savanah Hernandez’s (@savsays) attackers today in Minneapolis has been identified as William Kelly, who is under FEDERAL INDICTMENT for STORMING Cities Church in Minnesota REVOKE HIS BOND and take him into FEDERAL CUSTODY! This BS HAS to end! 🎥 @RheinAmacher

@adamcarolla Exhibit A

@bennoba @adamcarolla 🤣😆🤣😆

Every pic of Swalwell is a dick pic

@adamcarolla @UdonoJackDiddly Ba dump bump ching! Good one sir!

@katcrazee @0hour1 This is true.

@0hour1 If Elon doesn’t find and get rid of the leftist loons still on staff, it will only get worse

Some people are saying X will turn back into leftist twitter hope not yuck 🤢