Michael Schout

Whoever dubbed this is great! 🐶😂

@github holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?

software engineering in 2026: - your package manager is compromised - your cloud provider blocks your account - github itself is hacked software is solved

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Name the shitty apples “Red Delicious.”

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

Jesus never fused his name and his relationship with God to an earthly nation. Caesar did that. The Caesars of our time are doing the same, but with Jesus’ name. That’s what it looks like to take Jesus’ name in vain. “My kingdom is not of this world.” -Jesus

he just made an important bitcoin transfer, make the next block take 40 minutes

😂 okay, this skit is hilarious. We live in a society where people just throw stuff away… like this toaster. It was FREE on the street. ‘Sure it didn’t work, but a solder here and a solder there… took me literally five seconds to fix this thing.’ puts bread in like a proud dad Toaster: 🔥🔥🔥 IMMEDIATE FLAMETHROWER MODE Him (completely deadpan): “Oh Jesus… Well, it cooked it.” This man is a national treasure. Never change, king. 😂🍞💥

He’s cooked the steak to a perfect medium rare, now have his wife get the ketchup out of the fridge.

continueFromHereClaude

As soon as they’re shaking hands and exchanging names, immediately wipe his memory clean.

today we are releasing a qemu escape

“He’s playing a single player RPG and he’s in an important cutscene. Have his friend start a voice chat.”

“He just bought an expensive, powerful sword from the item shop. Make the next enemy he defeats drop a slightly better one.”

“Make his favorite book series into a tv show. Put 30 women in charge of writing it.”

He hasn’t brought any poop bags on the walk. Make his dog take 8 shits

His wife is looking for it now, put it back on the dresser

@jordanreviewsit My literal feed

Now make this meme format appear in his feed every other post